Mila Kunis’s dad didn’t know that Natalie Portman went down on her during Black Swan. [Celebslam]

Oprah Winfrey jacks up Hugh Jackman’s face in a stunt gone wrong. [popbytes]

The 20 Most Laughable Golden Globe nominations of the last decade. [Pajiba]

If Lindsay doesn’t do Dancing With the Stars, another family member just might. You’ll never believe who! [Celebitchy]

January Jones goes naked for Versace next year. [Amy Grindhouse]

The Top 10 Celebrity Bongs in honor of Miley Cyrus! [CityRag]

Sarah Palin’s husband admits to being unable to count to three. And you’re surprised? [Pop on the Pop]

Carnie Wilson claims that she’s ‘fat as fuck!’ [Zelda Lily]

More shocking details on the Vanessa Hudgens/Zac Efron breakup! [OMGBlog]

Oh, look, a photo in which Britney Spears looks awful. How blithely surprising! [Celebrity Smack Blog]

Jake Gyllenhaal is going to be a dad! [Earsucker]

Dr. Drew is always one of the first people to chime in whenever a celebrity does anything drug-related, so of course he has a thing or two to say about Miley Cyrus being videoed while huffing on a bong full of salvia. The addiction specialist told Access Hollywood, “If I had a child that was doing that or if I was advising a parent, I would say get professional help immediately,” Dr. Drew told Access. “This cat is out of the bag. This is a child who is in trouble and who is suffering and this is her way of trying to manage that. Get professional help.”

Saying that Miley needs professional help because she indulged in a legal drug with some of her friends sounds a bit extreme, but Drew says that this is probably the first of many incidents we’re going to see like this from the young star.  Drew says:

“We know that she’s going to be acting out now because her family’s in trouble, so it’s not unusual to see depression manifesting as various kinds of acting out behaviors. Adolescents don’t get depressed the way adults do. They don’t get sad and cry and withdraw. They often act out and become irritable, they act out with drugs and… get in trouble and she seems to be suffering.”

Uhhh… I’ll meet you in the middle on this one, Drew. Miley probably does need to talk to a therapist about a lot of things, but I don’t think her “drug use” is one of them.

I came across the list of Golden Globe nominees today and I wanted to share it with you, mainly because I have an opinion on pretty much everything listed here, since I’m a media freak and have seen practically everyone and everything on the whole list.

Here’s how it’s gonna work: I give you the nominees, tell you who I think is going to take the prize, and give you the chance to cast your vote. We’ll see who’s right(er).

Best Picture, Drama

I’m going with The Fighter on this one.

Best Picture, Musical or Comedy

Alice in Wonderland, bitches. It might be my new favorite movie.

Best Actor, Comedy or Musical

Johnny Depp, Alice in Wonderland.

Best Actress, Drama

Natalie Portman, Black Swan

Best Actor, Drama

James Franco, 127 Hours

Best Actress, Comedy or Musical

Angelina Jolie, The Tourist

Best Supporting Actor

Michael Douglas, Wall Street 2

Best Supporting Actress

Amy Adams, The Fighter

(more…)

And if you’re anything like me, you probably thought Kate Gosselin was one of the biggest twats going, along with Spencer Pratt, Cristiano Ronaldo, and Tila Tequila (don’t even bother asking me about the Ronaldo thing – he just strikes me as an uber-greaseball twat-face and I can’t, for the life of me, figure out why).

Kate, if you’ll remember, was asked to be on Sarah Palin’s Alaska not too long ago. The premise of the segment was a camping stint, where the two women were supposed to bond with their children, each other, and wild, wild Alaskan nature.

It apparently all went down, and Kate was as big a gitch as ever. Here are actual quotes from Kate during the filming of this particular episode, which aired the night before last.

Kate on misunderstanding the concept of camping:

“We are not camping people, I’ll scream it from mountaintops. This is ridiculous. Why would you pretend to be homeless? I don’t get it, I just don’t get the concept.”

Kate digging Sarah for actually having the audacity to enjoy camping:

“I’ve never camped for real. You really like this?”

Kate continuing to bitch and moan:

“I’m worried about my toes; they’re freezing.”

“I’ve been bitten [by bugs] about 200 times — it’s horrible.”

“I’m miserable, but somebody‘s gotta be. This is cruel and unusual punishment.”

Kate, flying off the handle that her children wanted to stay after she, herself, claimed that she was fed up with the camping BS and wanted to leave:

“Okay, goodbye. You’re now a Palin, not a Gosselin.”

The children were forced by their mother to return to the plane immediately, which took them back to their home in Pennsylvania. Sarah Palin and her family stayed and camped for the remainder of the night.

The best quote of the entire segment? What Palin’s father had to say about Kate after the show aired:

“She bitched from the moment she got off the plane.”

Sarah Palin definitely came out looking tops on this one, and guys? That’s a scary, scary thing for me to admit.

Girlfriend is looking an awful lot like Frieda from Peanuts these days, correct me if I’m wrong.  Frieda was always considered ‘one of the pretty ones,’ where Peppermint Patty was probably the grimiest, so I suppose it’s saying something that Cher is trying to emulate the hottest Peanuts character going. Word, woman, and keep doing your thing.

However, we all can’t walk around identifying with cartoons, because if we could, I’d totally be rocking Jem – that girl had legs up to there.

Whatever. This is Cher at the London premiere of Burlesque, and it looks like the cast of the movie has been doing a lot of hard drugs and acting impetuously due to the effect of said drugs. I mean, there’s really no other explanation for this, right?

So, this is kind of a big deal: Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens are dunzo. Split. E! News has all but confirmed it with their rep.

From E!:

The two, who started dating when they were just teenagers costarring in the hit High School Musical franchise, recently called it quits.

“It’s nothing dramatic,” one source said. “There’s no third party involved.”

Says another source, “They were together for so long. It just ran its course.”

With Zac being 23 and Vanessa being 22, a split after all of these years makes perfect sense. Thank goodness the two weren’t married a few years back when Vanessa’s mom was supposedly putting the heat on Zac to propose, right?

And speaking of Vanessa Hudgens, what’s her deal? Her IMDB says she has two movies coming out in 2011, but we really haven’t seen too much of her outside of a Robot Chicken appearance and the High School Musical movies, which I have never seen. Does she suck at acting or something? Did those nudie pics from back in the day really mess up her career? I thought just a few years ago everyone was talking about what a promising young talent she was.