More photos of Nicole Richie and Joel Madden’s wedding have been released today and from the looks of things, it was a lovely affair. Check out the gallery to see the special message Nicole had woven into the lace on her dress, a better look at the back of her gown, and of course, the elephant.
“I remember, like, fifteen years ago, I was at one of those big Hollywood parties. And he [Mel Gibson] was really drunk. I was with my friend, who’s gay. He made a really horrible gay joke. And somehow it came up that I was Jewish. He said something about ‘oven dodgers,’ but I didn’t get it. I’d never heard that before. It was just this weird, weird moment. I was like, ‘He’s anti-Semitic and he’s homophobic.’ No one believed me!”
I know that this man has said some horrible things, but for some reason, the image of Mel Gibson calling Little Women era Winona an “oven dodger” just stabs straight into my heart like an icicle. I specify the icicle because I used to think icicles were so neat and pretty, much like Mel Gibson in The Patriot, but now they’re just nuisances and little implements of death.
Damn. Two Mariah posts in a single day. Two Mariah posts within just a few hours. This has gotta be a Christmas miracle.
Carey’s husband, Nick Cannon, announced earlier this morning that the couple is, indeed, having twins. Cannon broke the news on his radio show today and confirmed the speculation that had been swirling around Mariah’s womb, as she’s been looking a bit bigger than she normally would if she were carrying, say, just one baby instead of two.
Congrats to the couple and their full-fledged family – if I were an aunt, I’d spoil these babies to high heaven, and why? Because what’s better than one newborn baby? TWO NEWBORN BABIES!
I first remember noticing Amy in Enchanted. The movie itself was atrocious, but my daughter loved it and it was at least marginally entertaining. It was either watch that, or do dishes. Just for future reference? Dishes? Will always come in last place. Dishes will always lose.
Anyway, I remember thinking that the entire movie was sort of off-kilter, what with Amy’s oddball acting techniques and the movie exec’s seemingly-strange choice for Amy in the lead role, but then I realized I was looking much too deeply into it – it was supposed to be kind of goofy and unconventional, and those two reasons are the reasons I’ve grown to love Adams as I do. That and Night at the Museum 2. That bitch right there was a classic.
Amy is the cover model for the latest issue of Marie Claire, and she sat down with the mag for a pretty hot photo shoot in addition to her interview as well.
Amy on, yes, having sex:
“I did one interview when I was pregnant, and the writer said he thought people would be surprised to know that I had sex. I didn’t know what to say. I was like, ‘Excuse me if it takes a minute to process the fact that you think I’m asexual.’
On choosing pole dancing lessons as her method of losing that extra baby weight:
“Some mom friends said it’s a good way to lose the baby weight. And I’ll do anything to get off of that treadmill.”
On playing a ‘tough bitch’ for her role in The Fighter:
“[People are saying] ‘Amy, you’re finally playing yourself!’ It’s not that she’s like me. It’s just that she’s less naive. My other characters haven’t been tested. She has been through it.”
Check out the photos from the shoot – this is one girl that cleans up pretty well.
1 – Holy crow, if Mariah bends over the wrong way, (or uh at all) we’re going to have a surprise visit from Baby Carey-Cannon.
2 – This is the Most Festive and Prettiest and Glitteriest stage setup ever. I am enamored.
3 – I’m wowed by the fact that Mariah can still hit those way high notes. Good on you for having some serious pipes, girl.
4 – The guy playing the piano? Way too into it.
5 – Patricia Carey – or the woman singing mega opera next to Mariah – has some serious tooth veneers. But just on top.
And the thing that stood out the most to me:
6 – The way Mariah kept trying to plug her fingers into her ears as if trying to ‘hear’ her voice and the music better. That’s why you’re wearing in-ear monitors, girl – that’s what they’re for.
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