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Caption This: Poor Katy Perry

A photo of Katy Perry

Let me paint this picture for you.  Katy Perry and Russell Brand were all snuggled up at home together, doing whatever they do (if we’re going to judge their personal lives by how they portray themselves to the public, I’m guessing they were either playing Candy Land and eating cotton candy or ignoring sex addiction).  After that, maybe they go to bed, maybe Katy decided to curl up for a nap, but either way, the result is the same, and the result is that Russell decided to wake her up, take a picture of her pitiful, confused little face, and post it on Twitter.  Russell took it down pretty soon afterwards, but the internet doesn’t forget.

Surprise and no makeup aside, Katy still looks pretty good, right? I mean, it’s not her usual “my face has all of the makeup” look, but she’s still cute.  Would you kick her out of the bed for eating crackers?  Trick question, because the answer to that question is always yes.  Sharp bits of food are still painful, no matter how pretty you are.

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  • Emily, I just creepishly tried to add you on facebook, pretty sure I got denied but I completely understand, haha. I wanted to ask you a few questions about Tennessee. Anywho, your posts make me “LOL”.

    • Oh hey, sorry, I just added you. No creepishness involved. You can holler and I can tell you everything you want to know about the great state of Tennessee!

    • Do you honestly think that Russell reads this shit? One would have to think not, so what a waste of your time. Face it, she’s a dog. an ugly dog!!

  • She looks like crap, and when they’re on T.V they think they are so pretty and bitchy. Well lets see if you can say that now.

  • I think she’s still beautiful even if she dosn’t have makeup. Inner beauty is more important.. & Katy Perry is actually a very nice and down to earth person. <3

    • Kay , SHUTUP.
      Yo usaid shes beautiful on the inside.
      LIEEEES.
      I’ve ehard from people she’s a complete bitch and abnoxious

      • TOTALLY AGREE WITH U LINA!!!
        Do u actually know her ‘the awesome one’ to even know that??
        face it, she’s a dog. an ugly dog.
        keep the good work up lina.

    • It’s quite sad that most people don’t even recognise that it’s Katy Perry in this photo. Also, for someone who uses proactive, it appears that she still has acne. Katy Perry is a fraud!! She can’t sing live, she’s nothing without makeup, and her 15 minutes is almost up!

  • WOW! She looks like an old lady, but still not unattractive. And reality check most of the stars you masturbate to don’t look too good without a pound of make up on. And I’m sure most of us don’t look too good as soon as we wake up either.

  • Look in her eyes she looks so suprised i cant belive someone could look at her innocent face and share this every where its cruel

  • lololllll what an ugly biaaattchhh…..if she was in my bed i would stop drinking and taking drugs for sure….she looks like a ferry boat without all that make up…..ahahahah

  • she lookes beautiful.with or without make up shes very,very,very pretty.noone can say shes ugly.if u think shes ugly.ur MAD !!!!!

  • She is NOT innocnent at all. No she doesnt look that bad. Did America & the rest of the world really believe she looked like she does regularly, everywhere?!?! Im glad she doesnt sleep with all that make up on. Thank God!! Some people do!!