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3Quotables: Natalie Portman on Lesbian Sex Scenes in Black Swan

photo of natalie portman and mila kunis kissing black swan premiere photos

“I remember them being like, ‘How do you get guys to a ballet movie? How do you get girls to a thriller?’ And the answer is a lesbian scene. Everyone wants to see that.”

Apparently being pregnant makes you a genius, because Natalie Portman has come out with one of the most ingenious statements I’ve probably ever heard. I mean, I know when I was pregnant, I was like fucking Nostradamus. I’d sit on my cushy ass pillow (didn’t want to get those awful hemorrhoid things that I’d heard so much about) all zen-like and I’d channel all sorts of shit – who’d win the pennant, the next celebrity couple to split, even what sexual position my across-the-street neighbors were messing with that night (OK, that was totally the telescope I had hidden under the bed, but what do you expect? It’s not like I was having sex of my own in those days). Pregnancy?  Equates innate brilliance.

But honestly. That’s some wicked smart marketing there. How to get guys to attend a chick flick? Throw some girl-on-girl muff diving and feisty tit grabbing into the mix and it’s sure to be a hit – just ask the nominating committee over at the Golden Globe foundation.

Duly noted, Nat, and thanks for the insight.

December 30, 2010 at 9:00 am by Sarah

3 Responses to “Quotables: Natalie Portman on Lesbian Sex Scenes in Black Swan

  1. blasted1 says:

    Well, true as it probably is, that’s a pretty cynical and condescending statement (which is probably why I like it). Me? I’m a plain-vanilla hetero and gay sex scenes (male or female) are usually my cue to wander up to the snack bar and/or the bathroom. Now, if you could get Johnny Depp and Natalie Portman in a hot, nekkid clinch, I would be WELDED to the seat, popcorn and milk duds be damned!

  2. cacahuatita says:

    gosh that’s why I love this blog…LOL

  3. Barbara Botox says:

    love this movie, love them, love

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