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Katy Perry Is Going to Have So Many Kids

A photo of Katy Perry and Russell Brand

Katy recently did an interview with Grazia magazine, and she did the usual “Russell and I are so in love, we are soul mates, we have such true strong feelings” talk, but she also spoke on the topic of children.  When asked if she was thinking about having kids, she responded with “Absolutely.  I don’t want to miss out on any experience. I want lots of children.  It’s all very possible.”  And I think that’s a very interesting reply.

Katy and Russell are not exactly known for taking it slow (engaged after three months of dating, really?), so it wouldn’t surprise me at all if we started noticing a baby bump by Martin Luther King Day.  It also wouldn’t surprise me if these two turned out to be like a budget Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, knocking out a solid half-dozen kids in a relatively short period of time, and they could sell the first baby pictures to Cosmo Girl.  Helen Mirren could be the godmother.

I can’t decide if the soon-to-be Perry-Brand brood is the best idea or not.  What do you guys think?

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  • Just imagine the shocking sight that the wee little Perry-Brand baby will behold, of his tightly wrapped father’s visage, leering down at him/her over the cradle… Oddly, I doubt that Katy and Russell will be worse parents than some of the perfectly “straight” parents whom I know – whose children have turned out to be absolute messes. Go forth, procreate and raise wisely – with our blessing.

    • I would like to say that I love Katy and every thing about her I even love her husband i think you guys make a bom cupol I love both of you when I fond out that you both were getting married I was so excised normally I’m pretty jellus when it comes to my favorite stars are dating or getting married but I love you both I just love how you lose your self in a song I don’t really have a favorite song cause you so good I don’t have to pick and that’s one main reson why I love you man one day I’m going to met you both in person manly Katy i wanted to be a singer but I don’t think I’m good enough people say I am but i have to hear it from there point of view cause they could say one thing and mean another well keep on rocken love you:)<3:)<3

  • I’m sorry but I am soo over Katy Perry. It seems like she’s trying so hard to convey a certain image. Every time she talks about her and Russell, it sounds so fake and almost cliche. I mean “such true feelings”? And in recent interviews it’s all about her sexuality and how great she is in bed, this wasn’t the Katy Perry seen before. I mean sure she wrote a song about kissing a girl, but when comparing the two albums, the second one was waay more sexual and lyrics got to the point of pure studity. “I wanna see your peacock?” That’s not even being clever, it’s just dumb. Then again, what can we expect from today’s society? Most females succumb to this sexual identity.

  • Of course, he’s your “soul mate” during the first year or two. Let’s talk after about five years. If Mr. Happy Pants hasn’t f*cked around on you by then, I might listen.

  • i love this couple. fuck u all hahhaha they re one of the most honest and relaxed couple outta there in that fake world… so get a life!!