… And it’s this guy! Tony Romo, you guys. You remember him. He’s the guy that dumped Jessica last year on her birthday.
Tony’s future wife is Candace Crawford, a news anchor in Dallas and also a beauty queen. He proposed at some restaurant in Dallas, he got her a nice ass ring, so on and so forth. But I don’t care about that. I care about how this is the first serious girlfriend Tony had after Jessica, and about how the proposal happened on her birthday. Way to cut deep, Tony.
You know what this means, right? This means that Jessica will retaliate by getting pregnant (retaliation by engagement was already taken. How’s that feel, Nick Lachey?), and not just any kind of pregnant. She’ll get “oh, I just forgot to take my birth control for the past few months” pregnant or “oh, sorry, I heard it was totally the right thing to do to poke holes in all the condoms” pregnant or “oh, no, it’s totally fine, don’t pull out” pregnant (because I can definitely see Jessica believing wholeheartedly in the pull out method, can’t you?). Seriously, I’m calling a vengeance baby announcement by spring.
candice went to the same school as i for undergrad and we weren’t friends by any means remember meeting her once (mainly because i was immediately informed of her cute actor brother). i can’t help but notice from scanning pics of the “nice ring” link that whatever procedures she’s had done are not working out for her. she looks wayyyy older than 24. and ironically… a bit more like jessica simpson.
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Like many a jock who has had success all of the Barbie dolls come out of the woodwork looking to set themselves up by willingly give of themselves in any way they can so they can set themselves up for life. It is already starting for Candice Crawford. With Miss Missouri 2008 as her only credential up until meeting Romo, chances are that her Barbie doll image would have eventually set her up with a broadcasting job of some sort but it is much more than coincidental that no sooner does she hook up with the Dallas Cowboy quarterback than she gets a job as one of the anchors for a Dallas Cowboy football show. Being a huge Dallas Cowboy fan I, of course, admire Romo’s skills at the quarterback position which I, in all likelihood, would have anyway regardless of whether or not I was a fan of the Cowboys. However, Romo is the NFC version of Tom Brady, an excellent quarterback who thinks with his penis. If Romo was still riding the bench like he was a few years ago do you think he would have dated Jessica Simpson or have the nubile Crawford enamored with him? Before the world knew of Tom Brady, wife Gisele was with actor Leonardo Dicaprio. She didn’t know a thing about the New England Patriot quarterback. Three Super Bowl rings later she’s now got a ring of her own courtesy of Mr. Brady. These type of high-maintenance relationships are generally a recipe for disaster. I could be wrong but I’ve heard of too many horror stories in this regard where it has happened. Well, time will tell.