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So, Ke$ha’s Nude Oral Sex Pictures Surfaced Today

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Just in time for dinner, too. I’m not sure if I could be more repulsed if I tried – and I tried, guys. I tried so hard to scrub the branded image of a nekkid-from-the-waist-down Ke$ha in the throes of lust from my mind by attempting a half-assed fantasy involving Octo-Mom, Mel Gibson, Steve Buscemi, a link of sausage and a Snuggie, and even that couldn’t stack up to these photos which are now forever burned into the many intricate layers of my psyche.

I was going to make some shrimp scampi for dinner tonight, you guys, but after this? But I don’t know if shellfish is such a good idea after this – this could turn me off shrimp forever.

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I know, I know, it’s not the full monty, but I’ll tell you – I saw the original, and girlfriend shaves. And not very well, I might add.

Bottom image courtesy of Egotastic.com

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