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Mila Kunis’s dad didn’t know that Natalie Portman went down on her during Black Swan. [Celebslam]

Oprah Winfrey jacks up Hugh Jackman’s face in a stunt gone wrong. [popbytes]

The 20 Most Laughable Golden Globe nominations of the last decade. [Pajiba]

If Lindsay doesn’t do Dancing With the Stars, another family member just might. You’ll never believe who! [Celebitchy]

January Jones goes naked for Versace next year. [Amy Grindhouse]

The Top 10 Celebrity Bongs in honor of Miley Cyrus! [CityRag]

Sarah Palin’s husband admits to being unable to count to three. And you’re surprised? [Pop on the Pop]

Carnie Wilson claims that she’s ‘fat as fuck!’ [Zelda Lily]

More shocking details on the Vanessa Hudgens/Zac Efron breakup! [OMGBlog]

Oh, look, a photo in which Britney Spears looks awful. How blithely surprising! [Celebrity Smack Blog]

Jake Gyllenhaal is going to be a dad! [Earsucker]