Dec 12, 2010 at 10:35 am by Molls

Katy Perry performed at the Y100 Jingle Ball in Sunshine Florida this weekend and I’m totally mesmerized by this photo of her with a couple of Santa-themed dancers. One can assume that they’re just pulling off some choreography and that Katy’s continuing to take acting lessons from Jenny McCarthy (what is with that face, girl?), but the caption possibilities are endless.

Have at it in the comments, kiddies…

11 Responses to “Caption This: Katy Perry’s Scary Santa”

  1. evilbeetdouche says:

    We are not your personal caption writers. Do your job, cancer.

  2. Manda says:

    I seriously <3 Katy Perry, but honestly, what is with the blow-up doll look on her face all the time?

  3. Anonymous says:

    it looks like she just relized that she started her period.

  4. mireee says:

    It looks as if she were wearing a nappy!

  5. lesbian says:

    i’m a girl, and i wanna lick her everywhere

  6. tommyboy says:

    re:….started her period. OR, JUST FARTED !! :~O

  7. NeutronBastard says:

    Damn it, she’s so fucking gorgeous…as for captions: ‘Katy just realized that not only dreams, but also my sick fantasies, come true. Thanks Santa(s).’

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