It seems like so long ago that you were a gawky, toothy, social reject with positively no social graces, who guffawed and hee-hawed with the best of the Fisher-Price Little People Animal Sounds Farm. Now just look at you – you’re eighteen! … but that’s about the only thing that’s changed.
It’s so refreshing to see Hollywood’s top tier of uber-talent staying true to who they are and what they do, and now you can flash your serpent socket without anyone really batting an eye or worrying about a lawsuit. They’re used to it. It’s old, girl, and now so are you.
Just because Jessica Simpson has gained a ton of weight in her tummy and face areas lately and just because she’s marrying a guy she only met six months ago and just because she got too sick to perform at CBS’ The Early Show does not mean she’s pregnant, you guys.
A source close to Jessica reported to E! News that while the singer is not pregnant, she would like to be very soon. So I guess don’t be shocked if this news changes in the very near future.
Personally I think Jessica is going to be a great mom. In fact, anything that keeps her out of the studio is probably a really good thing. Don’t get me wrong, I love her. She’s like, my favorite celebrity, easily… I just don’t need her to make any more records for the rest of my life.
For some reason, Peopledecided to share this picture of a very Simpson Christmas, circa 1990, and I may not understand it, but I love it so. And honestly, what’s not to love? The Blossom hats. The sweaters – my God, the sweaters! The suavity of pre-crazy Mr. Simpson. I also love how my initial reaction was “oh, baby Jessica Simspon! Who’s that little girl next to her – ohhh …” Old family photos must be a little weird to look at post-plastic surgery.
But my favorite thing has to be how Jessica and Ashlee’s mother is none other than Britney Spears, who I sort of suspected but now am convinced is actually some sort of immortal, respawning life form. Think about it – that’s the only way she’d be able to survive these past few years. I’m sure if you flipped through the history books, you could find pictures of Ms. Spears working the factories during World War II and portraits of her in corsets and hoop skirts. Britney is forever, y’all. That is what we’ve learned today.
Saturday Night Live‘s been doing this hilarious bit this season, The Miley Cyrus Show. Last weekend when Anne Hathaway hosted, the sketch was the highlight of the show. Vanessa Bayer’s Miley impression is good (it’s the nasal “pretty cool” that really sells it) but Anne Hathaway’s bit as Katie Holmes was basically flawless.
Kelly Osbourne is looking FINE, you guys. Like, FOOOIINNEE. And as if her body wouldn’t be impressive no matter who she was, to think that just a couple of years ago Kelly was in and out of rehab for pill addiction and considerably overweight. She looks healthy in every way now. I actually might purchase a copy of Shape for the first time in my life after seeing these photos because I’m dying to know what she’s eating. And I wanna see if she says anything about that dick ex-fiance of hers who was cheating on her. That guy, BTW, will probably want to kill himself after seeing these pictures.
Well i think Taylor is a slut wearing those type of clothing and i wont be surpised if she goes out and she gets raped, why the hell is she wearing those clothing? thinking she looks cool, hot?? fuck no she looks like a hooker wanting...
She. Is. Marvelous. Seriously marvelous. And super gorgeous. I am not generally a fan of short hair, on guys or girls (late ’90s men’s fashion was a nightmare for me, and I was only in middle school), but she looks so...
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