Now that the family holiday is over, can we get real for two and discuss Nicki Minaj’s ass? She showed that thang off yesterday during Hot 97′s Thanksgiving Thank You concert in New York and after seeing these photos (swiped from JustJared, obvi), I have to ask: Do you think that it’s real? I mean, never in my life have I seen an ass that size or shape, especially on a girl with her frame, but asses seem to be innovating these days. It wasn’t that long ago that J.Lo switched up our definition of “junk in the trunk”, you know. Maybe Nicki’s just rocking the next level of natural butts. Or maybe she had five inches of silicone inserted at the base of her asscheeks.
What’s your verdict on the realness of Nicki’s butt, guys?
Lindsay Lohan has been silent on her Twitter page since she entered rehab for the last (?) time on September 26th, but yesterday she graced us with 140 characters or less of her presence by ReTweeting Tom Cruise ReTweeting someone else who was quoting a movie he was once in. Not exactly the personal nature of the Lohan tweets I’m accustomed to, but hey! Let’s hope that she’s channeling this message, right?
Actor Michael Brea was arrested last week after his mother was discovered murdered, and in an interview with The Daily Mail this week, he confesses to everything.
Brea, who is currently in the psych ward at Bellevue, said that he was instructed by God to kill his mother because she was possessed by a demon. Here’s more details and parts of the interview from the NY Daily News:
“I didn’t kill her. I killed the demon inside her,” Michael Brea said in a chilling hourlong interview with the Daily News in the prison ward at Bellevue Hospital.
When told his mother, Yannick Brea, 55, had died in the grisly assault early Tuesday, Michael was unrepentant.
“So be it. It was the work of God,” he said.
Speaking with white-hot intensity and unflinching confidence, Brea described a shadowy descent into a world filled with Masonic symbolism and black magic beginning late Sunday when he snapped awake.
“I was sleeping in my bedroom. God came above my bed and reached his arm to me,” said Brea, wearing a light-blue prison jumpsuit and slippers. He told his tale while sitting unhandcuffed on a blue chair behind a wood table.
“I said, ‘God, is my time on earth over?’ I heard a voice say, ‘Yes Michael, today is your last day.’ I asked if I could say goodbye to my family.”
The 31-year-old Brea said he told no one about the dream, but the following afternoon, he said he received another sign while at the Prince Hall Masonic Temple in Harlem, which he’d joined a week earlier.
There, he said, a man approached and tried to put a curse on him.
“[He] kept trying to put something in my hand but wouldn’t show it to me. I kept opening my hand. It was a Freemason pin. I wouldn’t touch it,” Brea said.
What is there to say about this other than that this is obviously a tragedy that was brought on by severe mental illness. Here’s hoping that those who knew Brea’s mother personally are handling this okay and that he stays in that psych ward for the rest of his days.
But really, you guys deserve to watch all of them. It doesn’t matter if you’ve spent the day narrowly avoiding being trampled at the Walmart or if you’ve been spending the day at home, recovering from yesterday’s melee of a holiday in which nobody remembered to bring wine but everyone remembered the pumpkin pie that only the creepy uncle likes and then your crazy church lady of an aunt wanted to talk to you for an hour about your fingernails and your hair which really just turned into yet another conversation of “are you sure you’re not a lesbian?” because God knows that a 22-year-old female with no children just has to be gay and then you accidentally touched a used tampon applicator because it was out in the yard and your mom thought it was lip gloss*. None of that matters. You deserve this gift.
After more and more unpleasant press for Kate Gosselin and her children emerged recently regarding the expulsion of two of her children, Kate decided to sit down with ET to discuss the major points of what’s going on in her life, including her children, her career, her dating life, her career, how hard Jon sucks, and her career.
Oh, and did I mention her career?
Here’s Kate’s attempt to artfully diffuse the rumors that her kids were expelled:
“Two of my children – No – are being tutored at home, with a teacher who is working closely with our kindergarten teachers in the school doing the identical curriculum. The pressure was getting to them. We have the divorce anger mixed with that. They needed some breathing time. The goal is to get them back into school as soon as possible.”
On bringing the dog back, because Mama Kate isn’t cutting it on the parenting – or friend – side of the house:
“We’ve brought our dog back. They can talk to [the dog] he doesn’t talk back, they can tell him anything they want. They’ve told me this and so I had to bring him back.”
Kate on searching the world over for her Prince Charming:
“There’s been here and there, somebody cropping up. I just feel I’m in such a weird alter [sic] reality world that who walking in is going to be able to handle, understand, support and deal with all of that. And I’m not going to say that person is not out there, I’m just still, you know, looking.”
On the continuity of Kate Plus 8:
“Absolutely we have so much planned for Kate Plus 8, so many trips, so many adventures… Goodness gracious … My kids would fall apart [if the show ended].”
‘Goodness gracious,’ she says. Her ‘kids would fall apart.’ … Substitute ‘kids’ with ‘checking account,’ and you’ve got a more accurate depiction of what would happen if Kate Plus 8 got the proverbial ax.
Postscript, Kate? Lay off the Botox and whatever weird eye surgery you’re loving so much. You’re starting to look quite like Jocelyn Wildenstein, and no one’s going to want to tap that ass if you end up like that no matter how hard you keep ‘looking.’
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