“Every guy who walks in my life has had fair warning that this is what I do. I’ve been this way for three albums. It’s easy for guys to forget that I write about everything because it’s my job and they’re in a relationship with me.”

- Taylor Swift spoke about her “trashing exes-only” style of songwriting to Bang Showbiz, not realizing how much it sounds like she took a page out of The Emily Gould Book of Excuses.

Sofia Vergara is messing with a married man. [Celebslam]

The juicy updates on Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher … you won’t believe it. [popbytes]

The Walking Dead, in case you happened to miss it yesterday. [Pajiba]

Sam Ronson speaks out about her gal Christina Aguilera. [Celebitchy]

A massive compilation of your favorite celebrities in their Halloween costumes! [Amy Grindhouse]

Paris Hilton had a Halloween nipslip … do you dare check it out (NSFW)? [CityRag]

I know this is kind of an abomination to the world over, but I think J Woww actually looked pretty hot in her Halloween costume. [Pop on the Pop]

Mariah Carey did not wear this costume this year, in case you were really wondering, but a whole lot of other women decked themselves out in super-hot Halloween attire anyway. [Zelda Lily]

You know it’s a scary day when you’re comparing the looks of Snooki and Joan Rivers … but it’s scarily accurate. [OMGBlog]

Looks like Lisa ‘Liver Lips’ Rinna got those lips pumped back up. And now she’s trying to channel Lucille Ball. Disgraceful. [Celebrity Smack Blog]

Apparently Ryan Phillipe and Amanda Seyfried are hooking up. That’s a hot couple right there, as long as Ryan doesn’t open his mouth. For anything. Ever. [Earsucker]

All you local Louisiana die-hard Twilight fans can breathe a sigh of relief now – Kristen Stewart is back, bitches, and she’s ready to do some more filming for Breaking Dawn.

Stewart was photographed arriving at New Orleans’ Louis Armstrong International Airport yesterday (on Halloween; ugh, so appropriate) to film some shots for the upcoming Twilight installment. She looked as happy as only Kristen Stewart knows how to convey, and I can’t say I blame her – the Armstrong airport is totally my favorite airport in the US, and it’s probably due to the fact that I’m so comfortable there that I could call it a second home. I’ve probably spent more time in that airport than at any other airport in the States (well, maybe with the exception of the time that I got stranded at the Northern Kentucky/Cincinnati International Airport when a big snowstorm blew through and I was there for forty-eight hours with no shower and no one but the Syracuse U basketball team to talk to. Good times).

Enjoy the photos of happy, shiny Kristen in the gallery below, which also includes some photographs of the star onsite in Louisiana back in September, when she last visited for filming. This should get you through the night, guys.

According to sources at People magazine, McCord was caught partying pretty hard with a male model this past Halloween weekend, Aaron O’Connell. Don’t know who he is? Never fear; I didn’t ’til I Googled him, either. And then?  I still didn’t. But I was able to appreciate his marginally good looks – I mean, he looks like every other nameless, faceless male model out there that poses for Abercrombie & Fitch, and hey. Nothing wrong with that, is there.  There can never been enough beauty in the world, I suppose.

Word on the street is that McCord and O’Connell were allegedly all over one another this past Saturday at Lavo Las Vegas, where the pair sipped on champagne, rode one another’s lap (OK, it was just Anna Lynne riding his lap, but I like the dual imagery there), and snapping photos each other on their camera phones. An eyewitness claims:

“They were all over each other. There were definitely not trying to hide anything. They were dancing all over each other and didn’t separate.”

So, yeah, great. I don’t know about you, but I’m not terribly impressed with AnnaLynne McCord. I don’t watch the new 90210, so I don’t know if she’s even remotely talented or not, but as far as some of the hype that surrounds her hotness, I think it’s pretty contrived. It’s not to say that she’s not a cute girl, she is; I just don’t get the fascination that some people have with her. She’s … average. She’s got an average body and an average face and she’s not unattractive. So, OK. We get it. AnnaLynne McCord is ‘good’ enough to land a sub-par male model whose biggest claim to fame (according to his portfolio) is a half-decent Lucky Jeans campaign. We can all sleep at night now.

Still unsure of AnnaLynne’s validity as a young, edgy, sex symbol? Let these photos make up your mind.

“I don’t know what will happen, but this is not like we’re getting divorced. This is a separation and I think that takes a lot of courage … Whatever is supposed to happen will be the best thing for us. [David] is a kook. It’s not shocking and Howard Stern – he loves him, and I’m a fan of Howard Stern … David is an entertainer and I’m sure the people who listen to the radio are entertained by his stories.”

Or, you know, not divorce. And I still can’t wrap my head around it, because I know for damned sure that if any man of mine went out and talked to the media the way that David Arquette did, and made such a total mockery of himself and a marriage in public, that I would be out of said marriage faster than you could say ‘Deputy Dewey,’ but hey. Some people have different levels of tolerance, I guess.

Anyway, whatever. Did y’all have a good Halloween? Do anything fun? Dress up in any crazy costumes?