And of course girlfriend is wearing a knit hat with hearts on it. Would you expect anything less? Tcha.  Thought not.

Earlier in the week, sources at People claimed that they’d seen Taylor and Jake out and about during the Thanksgiving holiday in New York City, where they ordered maple lattes at a nearby coffee bar.  (And have you ever had a maple latte? Because they are to die for, and I’m not kidding when I say that I made four of them for myself this past Thanksgiving weekend, and I’m paying the price today.)  Fast-forward two days and the plot thickens, as the couple was allegedly photographed at a restaurant in Nashville. The above photo is the apparent evidence that the couple does, in fact, exist. The picture was reportedly sent in to Perez Hilton by a reader who claimed that, yeah, the photo is the real deal and not a hoax manufactured somewhere on the ‘net.

So, fine readers – the pic.  Real, or faked by some people who had some bored Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal-looking friends who were too poor to spend all of their money on Black Friday, so they decided to take a crazy picture at a random restaurant in Nashville instead?

I’m going to go with ‘real,’ because I so want it to be, and because the two in the photo look just exhausted by a general depletion of bodily fluids; you can just tell that these two bumped uglies all Thanksgiving and Black Friday-weekend long, and you know what?  Good on them.

I’m not going to mince any words on this one – I fucking hate it. It’s -probably- the worst haircut or hairstyle that I’ve ever seen on a person, man or woman alike. The … thing looks like a fez. There’s no other word for it. She looks like she should be Aladdin’s understudy for a budget, off-off-off-off-off-Broadway production of, you guessed it, Aladdin.

I’m just waiting for the monkey to pop out of somewhere and steal an apple and make it alright again, ’cause this shit is just not going to fly all that far.

And if you don’t know who the dude from Airplane is, or worse, have never seen said Airplane, then boy, I do not know what to tell you.

Leslie Nielsen, probably one of the great comedy actors of my time, passed away last evening at the age of 84. According to Nielsen’s agent, John Kelly, the actor was at home when he passed, after suffering complications of pneumonia, which he’d battled for two weeks prior. Leslie’s nephew, Doug, made a brief statement to a Canadian radio show, stating that his uncle had merely ‘fallen asleep’:

“Just in this last 48 hours, the infection has gotten too much. He just fell asleep and passed away.”

Nielsen starred in the Naked Gun movies, had much fame from Dracula: Dead and Loving It, and starred in one of my all-time favorite disaster movies, The Poseidon Adventure (the original one from 1972, guys, not the crap remake from 2005). Nielsen was featured in over 1500 films and will fondly be remembered by his family and his fans as one of the funniest men to come out of Canada.  Or, you know, ever.

Me, I’ll always remember ‘Don’t call me Shirley,’ because my father still says it to me. What’s your favorite Leslie Nielsen movie moment?

Nick Minaj’s documentary “My Time Now” is airing tonight on MTV and the clips from it that have been released online so far are bananas. Regardless of whether you love or hate Nicki, I have a feeling that this is what everyone’s going to be talking about on Monday morning.

In the clip above, Nicki is backstage getting ready (from the hairstyle, I would guess it was at the VMAs) while she explains to the camera the plight of being a boss bitch female in today’s industry. She explains that she’s tired of feeling like men can act like a dick in the workplace and get respect (a la Donald Trump), but if a woman were to do the same thing, she’d be branded a bitch. It’s not that we haven’t heard a million people make Nicki’s point before, but the intensity and anger with which she speaks here is fascinating.

Also, “had I accepted the pickle juice, I would be drinking pickle juice right now,” is like, my favorite thing anyone’s ever said. I’m not sure how she’s going to top that.

One of my friends sent me this video of Black Friday shoppers at a Target in Buffalo, New York the other day and after watching it, I am so glad that I’m too broke to do any serious Christmas shopping this year. It’s been years (maybe half a decade) since I tried to face the mall the day after Thanksgiving, but I’m pretty sure that there was never any tackling/stampeding/death at the Burlington Mall in Burlington, MA.

So tell us about your day, shoppers. What deals did you score and how many bodies did you leave in your wake?

According to public records, Kelly Rowland of Destiny’s Child owes a lot of money to the IRS. On November 8th the IRS filed a $98,634 lien against the singer with the State of New York.

I hate when I hear stories of celebrities with serious money not paying their taxes. Between her years with Destiny’s Child and her solo work, Kelly should have more than enough money to pay her taxes and hire an accountant to make sure that it’s done right. Plus, I’m pretty sure the IRS doesn’t come after you for one year of not paying your taxes. There’s too many citizens for that. Does this mean that Kelly’s been blowing off the government for years? Yikes… Maybe she shouldn’t have fired Matthew Knowles…