On Thursday, E! broke the news that LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian, those rascally ol’ homewreckers, had gotten engaged.  LeAnn “Get a Damn Blog” Rimes quickly dispelled that “rumor” on her Twitter:

Ok, I’ve about had it with the lack of “reporting” with E News. The fact that our “engagement” has spread so furiously over the past 24 hours off of an E News article that is 150% untrue just shows you the lack of credible “sources” they seem to find and build a story around. When CNN is calling my publicist off of a lie E News has reported, the media world seriously has a problem with their lack of responsibility to the public to actually report the truth. Even though this is positive “news” its not true. Imagine all the negative “true stories” they’ve reported over the last year that aren’t true either. Gina Serpe and especially, Whitney English reporting for E News should be investigated for their lack of “investigative reporting.”Eddie and I are beyond happy and in love and look forward to one day sharing such private news with you all and hopefully will be able to enjoy it privately and share it with our family and friend’s before the world knows (contrary to reports on our intentions). So, nothing has been “exclusively” broken E News except maybe some of your credibility, sorry…I’M PREGNANT TOO!!! LOL Thanks to all of our wonderful fans for the premature congats, but for now, let’s all be happy we’re happy and still and will remain together! Eddie and I felt we couldn’t let this rumor go on any longer.

Way over 140 characters, LeAnn.  And don’t think I didn’t notice that little attempt you made to start a pregnancy rumor.

Anyway, E! wasn’t about to take that lying down.  Apparently, the couple got upset because they were all set to sell the story as an exclusive to another outlet, but since E! went and spilled the beans, they’re out of a paycheck.  This is like some Jets vs. Sharks action getting started right here.  I’m keeping my eyes peeled for a dance fight.

I guess when you work so closely with people for ten straight years, you build a certain kind of camaraderie.  A kind of camaraderie that lends itself to body art.  Sort of like gangs, but more adorable.

Daniel Radcliffe has been making comments about how he, Emma Watson, and Rupert Grint (or Harry, Hermione, and Ron, if you have problems with the line between reality and fiction too) have been talking about getting “farewell to Hogwarts” tattoos, though he’s not sure what it would be just yet.  He’s got to think about it for a while, you know, what with his penchant for getting naked in front of an audience.

I think this is just lovely.  I’m such a nerd for Harry Potter and my cousin is a tattoo artist who has been all “free tattoos for life!” at me since I turned 18, so I’ve done my fair share of brainstorming on Potter-themed tattoos.  They could go for the classic lightning bolt or Golden Snitch, but that’s been done.  The Dark Mark is also a popular one, but that wouldn’t be right.  They could go for some quotes – “Mischief Managed” is always good, and that might be nice considering that this is the end for this particular branch of mischief.

Do you guys have any Harry Potter tattoos or good ideas for such things?

Ke$ha just did a little interview and photo shoot with BlackBook, and once again I just want to snatch her up, take her out of the music industry and take her into my gay bar.  Because that’s where she really belongs, isn’t it, a shady little gay bar in Tennessee? Precisely.    Now let’s check out some of my new favorite Ke$ha-isms.

On what’s up with the dollar sign: “Anybody would get sick of that question, especially if you’re being asked 45 times every day, but I’m the asshole who put it there. I had no money when I chose it and, instead of wallowing in self-pity, I decided to use it as a statement of self-worth.”

On her Hot Mess status: “Am I getting busted in Vegas for coke possession? Have I ever gotten a DUI? Do I hang my vagina out of my stretch Hummer? No, I’m just a fun motherfucker!”

On her living situation: “Maybe I’ll move out of my mom’s basement sometime soon, hopefully.”

On dating: “It’s completely impossible because I’m already kind of scary. Add to that the fact that I’m probably busier and more successful than they are. I’m always like, Dude, I’m your wet dream. I’m gone half the time and I don’t want an exclusive relationship. Let’s just hang out and be funny. We’ll bone and it’ll be great.”

And just like the middle-aged man who dances by himself and always wears a tracksuit to the gay bar, it’s been a long time coming, but I’m kind of starting to love her.  Again, not her music (and definitely not the dude’s dancing), but I can appreciate what she’s about.

Blake Lively’s little ensemble here is what we like to refer to as a “hot damn mess.”  See how that belt looks like such ridiculous slapdashery? See how the dress shirt peeks out below that skirt?  And I know that skirt, by the way.  That’s your niece’s/little sister’s/super skinny BFF”s skirt that you know would never fit you, but hey, it’s a skirt, it’ll just flare right over those hips as long as you can squeeze it over your boobs to fit on the smallest part of your waist.  In Blake’s case, I think it may be part of a child’s Halloween costume.

What do you guys think?  Acceptable comments include “yeah wtf is blake thinkin” and “nice boots, though.”

So our girl Lindsay’s in rehab, right? Court-ordered rehab till January.  That paints a pretty specific picture for everyone, right?  Like Lindsay is supposed to be up at Betty Ford, going to groups, talking to people, taking smoke breaks, and maybe playing some rummy or dominoes every now and then.  But no.

Lindsay popped on over to the Forever 21 a couple days ago to buy “a leopard sweater, a lot of pajama bottoms, and a ton of socks.” Not only that, but she also goes to Starbucks “all the time.”

Ok, here’s the thing:  no.  Maybe I’ve been listening to Loveline too much lately (which is kind of not my fault.  Nick Swardson was there this week, and he brought Gay Robot, and then it was Halloween and they had a psychic on, and also I have a lot of free time), or maybe I’ve seen too many people go/really need to go to rehab, but this doesn’t sound like a good plan. If a person gets to the point where a judge orders that she spend a couple months in a rehab center, then just maybe that person has a problem.  Maybe that person shouldn’t be let loose in public when she’s displayed a sincere inability to avoid getting wasted and fucking up her life.  Just a thought.

You may remember that a few years ago a Boston Catholic priest was arrested in NYC after sneaking his way into a taping of Late Night with Conan O’Brien. There hasn’t been a ton of follow-up on the story, but with Conan’s new show premiering, I guess someone thought maybe it was time to get in touch with the alleged stalker (click here to see the video interview with Rev. David Ajemian.)

The dude is totally still crazy, as you can see in the interview above. He seems to be under the impression that Conan would somehow be amused by the threatening nature of letters he’d been sending him. He also says that he thinks that the Catholic church put him on probation because he’s too liberal and it’s not good for PR to have a priest that’s “challenging” a big TV star.

So basically, it’s obvious that Rev. David Ajemian is a very sick man. He’s been diagnosed as bi-polar and takes medication for it, but he clearly is dealing with much greater problems than that. The fact that he is under the impression that he’s somehow a peer of Conan’s and that he is deserving of such a large amount of his attention is unnerving. The Catholic church has a long history of hiding sickos in its seminaries, but this guy needs some serious, long-term treatment. I have a feeling that unless he gets it, this is going to be far from the last we hear of him.