Oh, Tara Reid. Just when I think you’ve gone and turned into a drug-addled, barbiturate-loving housewife to some uber-geek that has a weird infatuation with high school sex movies of the late nineties, or, you know, died of acute alcohol intoxication, you re-emerge like the Cryptkeeper.

Our girl Tara was photographed just last night in St. Barts, France (I need to know who’s paying for this woman’s airfare; is there some kind of Tara Reid Entertainment Coalition that I’m unaware of? Because I totally want to book her for my daughter’s party).  Tara, naturally, was looking worse for the wear like the washed-up alkie that she is like classic Tara Reid – glazed, red eyes, smoking, and sitting on some random dude’s lap with bits of flayed nipple and lopsided cleavage hanging out hither and thither.

And here I thought she was gone for awhile. Can’t spring surprises like that on me, guys. This ticker of mine just can’t take Tara Reid like it used to.

On a recent airing of The Ellen DeGeneres Show, Madonna credits much of her fame to the support of the gay community, and also uses her platform to discuss the hot topic of bullying in today’s society.

Madonna, who is an always-eloquent speaker (I just loved the ‘reoccurring occurrence’ thing she talks about in the above video, lol, good stuff), has taken the liberty to address bullying in the LGBT community and across the board, and what we can do to cut down on the, you know, cutting down.

While I’ve never really been a fan of her music (I know, crazy, right?), I do like the work that she’s done as a humanitarian and as an actress/model (come on, is there really anyone more dramatic than frickin’ Madonna?). I kind of gag whenever I hear her pull out the old fake British accent, and sometimes I’m afraid that she’ll read something even remotely negative that I might happen to write about her and show up at my front door with those crazy-strong sinewy arms of hers and lock me in a chokehold, but on the whole, Madonna’s a good egg and she makes me smile when she talks about important things.

Thanks for sticking up for those who don’t have a voice of their own, girl.

Kim Kardashian took the cover of People magazine this week, where she was interviewed about – what else? – her sex and love life.

Kim sat down with the reporters and writers of People and discussed everything about her past relationships, and also dished about the direction in which she wants to turn her head now.

On the important things in life:

“There was at time in my life where all I wanted was a relationship and I thought that was the most important thing.”

On not wanting a relationship, but really, really wanting one really:

“I have always been the one in a relationship. I like that role, I want that best friend partnership.”

On throwing her sisters under the bus, ’cause they’re obviously not as good as she is:

“Is it weird that I’m now the single one? It’s definitely a change for me.”

So, OK. Kim wants a relationship, but she doesn’t, and the cover screams, ‘I thought I’d be married by now!’ I’m confused. Kim, you’re a solid girl, you’re super-attractive, and you’ve probably got a lot to offer a partner. But this constant focus on your love life/sex life has gotta stop. People are going to think that this is all you have going for you, and even if it is, that’s not the impression that you want to leave with them.

OK, well no, there’s no other holy-crap moments in this post, but it sounded rather good in the title so I just decided to roll with it. Much like Pink apparently has, in reconciling with her husband, Carey Hart, and now, according to Us Weekly magazine, with a new (and first time!) pregnancy for the couple.

According to a friend of the couple, Pink is twelve weeks along, and is happier than she’s been in recent times. Or, you know, ever, considering Pink never really struck me as the bright and shiny type, but hey. She’s happy, guys! Let her revel in this moment!

Pink herself hasn’t confirmed the pregnancy rumor, but I’m sure it’s not far off. Us Weekly has had its credibility moments, but on the whole, it’s not as if we’re dealing with The National Enquirer or Star or something. I’m going to go ahead and believe this one and say ‘Congratulations, guys!’

Usually when a young actor or actress is interviewed about their experience with alcohol, they give some canned answer about how they don’t enjoy partying because they’re so busy with work or how they don’t feel the need because it just never interested them. You know, total bullshit. That’s why I’m crazy about Emma Watson’s recent answer when asked about her parent’s attitude toward drinking:

“My dad wouldn’t have any of this kids stuff. We would never be allowed to order from the kids’ menu in restaurants. He’d always expect me to have adult conversations. I wasn’t babied I was expected to step up when I was told to.”

“I was never not allowed alcohol – I was seven when I had my first glass of wine, mixed with water and with a meal. I found it really strange when I got to school and everyone was like, ‘Ooh, we’ve got alcohol!’ I wasn’t interested.”

Yup. Me too. I remember my mom letting me take small sips of her keg beer at a family friend’s BBQ as early as the age of three. Small sips, you guys. I wasn’t getting tanked. But because of that I always knew what alcohol tasted like (not all that great) and didn’t really understand what happened to you when you drank it in excess. That I learned in college, where every American kid should learn such things.

If that Dina Lohan started introducing sips of her Bartles & Jaymes into Lindsay’s diet at a younger age, she probably wouldn’t be where she is now, basically.

Amanda Seyfried is MY BITCH. I love this girl. I loved her in Mean Girls and Big Love and even that truly fucked up movie Chloe about that girl who has sex with a lady’s whole damn family. That movie was disgusting and disturbing, but this bitch right here shut it down.

Needless to say, I’m pretty psyched to see her in the movie she’s currently filming, Now. No, I have no idea what it’s about, but I am loving this haircut on her. This shade of red really sets off her eyes and makes me wonder why they haven’t been dying her hair for roles this whole time.

What do you think about this cut and color? Do you think it’s passé or are you also wondering if you can pull off bangs/even afford to get your hair cut right now?