Justin Bieber’s fourth album (yeah, dude. Fourth.) is about to be released and I’ve just learned that it’s going to be a bunch of acoustic versions of songs he’s already released. How artsy, Justin! What an artist you are!

The album’s version of “Pray” was released today and it’s fine as far as this kind of stuff goes. I was going to make some sort of remark about how I don’t remember music being this lame when I was a teenager, but that’s a lie. It was this lame or lamer.

Anyway, I’d love to hear what the diehard Bieber fans out there think about this song because like, I think you guys are hilarious. Leave your thoughts in the comments.

Lindsay Lohan is supposedly turning herself around in rehab, but homegirl still has to work. After getting approval from the staff at Betty Ford, the actress is going to be released for the day to do a photo shoot for a “major magazine” in Palm Springs next week.

According to her lawyer, Lindsay is currently living in a sober house as an extension of her treatment. Shawn Chapman Holley, told TMZ, “The move to the sober house is part of the program so that Lindsay is integrated back into society, and all the outings she’s taken have been pre-approved and encouraged by program representatives.”

Pros for leaving her sober house to go play Famous Person for the day for this magazine? Lindsay needs to get back to work as soon as she gets out, probably. The rumors of her bad financial state are at an all time high, and a photo shoot for a big magazine may be what she needs to reignite her career. Cons? As Dr. Drew ever so helpfully pointed out today, it’s probably a pretty bad idea to let an addict as compulsive as Lindsay leave rehab to do much of anything.

Tish Cyrus apparently has a history of cheating. [Celebslam]

Taylor Momsen blames it all on her parents. [popbytes]

There is absolutely nothing that Rachel McAdams can’t do. [Pajiba]

Jennifer Love Hewitt busts out tits like it’s 1999. [Celebitchy]

The great country known as Canada is hopping on the bandwagon and debuting Lake Shore, a knockoff of (obviously) Jersey Shore. If you have NOT seen this trailer, you NEED to. [Zelda Lily]

The Kristen Stewart lap dance video. Heck. Yes. [Allie is Wired]

Angelina Jolie encourages her children to follow in her creepy footsteps by considering ‘dead pets.’ [Amy Grindhouse]

The top WTF moments in Kanye West’s career. Best list EVER. [Betty Confidential]

John McCain, a homophobe? No frickin’ way. [OMGBlog]

Janice Dickinson was actually the inspiration for Finding Nemo. [Celebrity Smack Blog]

Billy Ray Cyrus wigs the frig out on radio! [Celebrity Dirty Laundry]

Deathly Hallows is so, so close, you guys.  In a week’s time, you can mosey on down to your local movie theatre, crowd in to a dark room with a number of other nerds, and have such a magical experience.  You can laugh during the Seven Potters bit, you can cry during, well, nearly every other part, and you can curse the world when the movie ends halfway through the story.  Wondrous times are sure to be had by all.

The world premiere of the movie happened yesterday in London, and the cast celebrated this glorious occasion by being beautiful. Daniel Radcliffe and Rupert Grint look fresh to death in their suits, and I can’t get over how amazing Emma Watson looks, even though it really shouldn’t be a shock at this point. If you check out the gallery, you can see Helena Bonham Carter looking like her crazy self, Ralph Fiennes showing remnants of Lord Voldemort and therefore making me feel a little weird for finding him attractive, more shots of Emma looking fierce as hell, and J.K. Rowling herself.  You can also play a little game called Spot The Inappropriately Placed Death Eater!

“Eventually, I think you find a spiritual and emotional connection with someone, and I think it unifies you with everyone else. I think if you love one person, it makes you love everyone. That’s how I feel now.”

… That’s how you feel now, Russ? Isn’t that what got you the whole ‘sex-addict’ status to begin with? Or was it the Ecstasy? I can never be sure.

Anyway, super glad that you’re so in love with the wifey, but lay off the
‘loving everyone’ thing. You might give other leg humpers the wrong ideas.

You know, they say that most education starts at home, and unfortunately, this kind of education was missed in the Gosselin household. According to reports, two of Gosselin’s children, Collin and Alexis, have been expelled from their private school in Pennsylvania for excessive bullying of other students.

Expelled. You read that right. And if the italics confused you, here it is again. EXPELLED.  It’s said that the two kids were involved physically and verbally in harassing other students, but no specifics were made.  Whatever it was that these two kids were doing to their school peers obviously warranted their permanent removal from the school, so it must have been foul enough.

I want to be all sad about this, because it’s a shame, but all I’ve got is anger, because it’s apparent that Kate’s bullying (of everyone around her) was learned, and has trickled downhill where it rubbed off on her children. Kate is a self-entitled, ego-centric twat, and she’s teaching her kids to be just as hateful, just as nasty, and just as demanding.  On the whole, I guess that this entire thing doesn’t surprise me, but it definitely doesn’t fail to disappoint me, either. These are kids, guys. If they can’t learn the way to treat other human beings from their parents (despite the fact that they don’t exactly have the best examples to look up to), where else can they?

So yeah. Way to go, Kate. Maybe if you spent as much time cultivating your children and their manners and habits as you did on your faux-career, y’all wouldn’t be in this situation today. I don’t pity you.  You need to take control of your kids – the last thing we need is yet another generation of bullies. This kind of prevention starts at home, so get your leechy self off of crap television shows and book signings and get to it.