OK, apparently? This fall is the summer of revenge engagements. Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo first, then Jessica Simpson announces her engagement to whatever-his-name-is football player boyfriend. Didn’t, you know, seem odd or anything. These are two couples that are so in sync, guys, that they even come to the same rash decisions together. No harm, no foul.

Now, however, we have the engagement of Dean Sheremet, former backup dancer and ex-husband of LeAnn Rimes. Sheremet, who was rumored for the longest time to be gay, is now a New York City chef, and has admitted to popping the question to his photographer girlfriend, Sarah Silver. All of this comes in the wake of ‘Is LeAnn engaged? Is she not engaged? Does anyone actually give a shit?’

Naturally, LeAnn’s come forward to congratulate the couple, and she backtracks left and right, inventing imaginary people who are calling her congratulatory bluff:

Congrats to @deansheremet and @sarah_silver on your engagement! A little birdie told me the happy news last night. Wishes for a life full of happiness.

And later, the other half of Eddie Cibrian tweeted:

my congrats is from my heart. Sorry if you don’t understand it. I do not need the publicity, I get plenty. please stop passing [judgment].

Yeah, guys. Stop passing judgement on LeAnn Rimes. Your words cut her deep, don’t you know. Can’t someone just be happy for someone else without it being for show? Chuff and mutter, for fuck’s sake.

Katy Perry performed at the BBC Teen Awards and her outfit was a real step up from her EMAs get up, which I’m still having nightmares about. It must be real nice to be a hot chick with naturally large breasts, am I right?

Simon Huck and Jonathan Cheban from The Spin Crowd are opening up a restaurant on the Vegas strip called “Reality Cafe”. It’s going to be like Hard Rock Cafe or Planet Hollywood, but the common theme in the decorations and cuisine is going to be reality television. Ugh. Why does this sound so 90s to me?

The only dish we’ve been promised as of now are meatballs from Caroline of The Real Housewives of New Jersey, but I’m sure all of the restaurants employees are going to be Top Chef and Hell’s Kitchen cast-offs. The decor will probably be made up of Santino Rice original and you’ll most likely be waited on by a former Real World housemate.

I love reality TV. It’s not even a guilty pleasure. If scripted shows managed to hold my attention as well as an episode of Millionaire Matchmaker, I would be all about them. But a restaurant based entirely on things we’ve come to know because of these programs sounds a little dramatic to me. I also think the entire city of Las Vegas sounds pretty dramatic, so maybe I’m not the best judge of these sort of things…

Hey, trashy folks who love Veags, would you ever eat at a place called Reality Cafe?

PopSugar is saying that Jessica Simpson’s rep has confirmed her engagement to her boyfriend of not all that long, Eric Johnson. Eric supposedly proposed to Jessica on Thursday, roughly a week after her ex-husband Nick Lachey announced his engagement to his girlfriend of several years, Vanessa Minnillo.

Where do I begin?

1) That ring looks like it’s from Kay Jewelers, straight up. It’s mad rude to snark on the size and quality of another woman’s engagement ring, but I guess I’m just a rude-ass bitch. I mean… Yellow gold and rubies? He’s obviously not planning on her wearing that thing for very long. Like, what the hell ever happened to classic versatility? You can bash Khloe Kardashian all day, but I respect the hell out of her and Lamar’s ring choice. ANNNNYYYWAAAAYY….

2) Who the hell is Eric Johnson? Obviously he wants to marry Jessica Simpson. Isn’t he some dude from Yale and family money? Jessica Simpson agreeing to do him on the regular is probably the best thing that ever happened to him.

3) Really, Jessica? Engaged a week after Nick? I know subtlety has never really been your forte, but like… get a clue, girl. Announcing your engagement a week after your ex announces his is like pointing a flashing red arrow at yourself that reads “I’M NOT OKAY.”

Whatever. I wish them both a ton of happiness.

Yes, daughter. I quadruple read this announcement of Angela’s casting in Adaline to make sure that I was comprehending it correctly.

The movie’s about a woman who was killed in a car accident, but was resurrected by a shock of lightening. The car crash/lightening combo left her forever in her 20s, hence her looking like Katherine Heigl but having a daughter Angela Lansbury’s age.

To be totally frank, this movie sounds like a shitfest and my worst nightmare. I hate magical stuff. This sounds like Powder meets Practical Magic meets Benjamin Button, and I could live my whole life never seeing either of those movies again. But still, Angela Lansbury is a national treasure. She’s my favorite person ever. Will I see this movie? Yes. But only for Angela.

Fans of Demi Lovato’s Disney Channel show, Sonny With a Chance have some sort of good news coming their way: The show will return to TV on schedule, but its star won’t be a part of it.

How is it even possible to continue filming a show without its star around? People has the scoop:

The Disney Channel and producers of her ‘tween series Sonny with a Chance have decided on a temporary adjustment – allowing the spotlight to fall on the popular show within the show, So Random!.

This switch enables the production’s third season to resume in January as scheduled and “allows [Demi] the time she needs to get well, without distraction or pressure,” a Disney Channel spokeswoman tells Variety. “Again, we extend our ongoing support to Demi and her family as she works to overcome personal issues.”

Hmmm. I’ve never seen Sonny, but I’m interested in knowing what fans think about this. Will it even be the same show, or do you think it’s going to be a bizarro version of what you’ve grown to love?