Nov 19, 2010 at 03:00 pm by Sarah

Paris Hilton is doing community service. Not for a jail. No, I’m not joking. [Celebslam]

Justin Bieber shows off his tits, and the world crumbled. [popbytes]

The 15 Best Lines from NBC’s Thursday Night Comedy Block. [Pajiba]

Gisele Bundchen ordering husband Tom Brady to get hair plugs. Surprised? [Celebitchy]

Gloria Steinem was a Playboy bunny – teehee! [Zelda Lily]

Alanis Morissette has the cutest baby bump of all time. [Allie is Wired]

Katie Holmes is so close to Jackie Kennedy that it’s scary. [Amy Grindhouse]

Apparently no one likes Ke$ha’s faux-hawk. [Betty Confidential]

These John Travolta gay rumors just don’t wanna go away, do they? [OMGBlog]

Rare recording of John Lennon released! [Celebrity Smack Blog]

Bristol Palin is in the DWTS finals because she fucking deserves to be, don’t you know. [Celebrity Dirty Laundry]

Nov 19, 2010 at 02:42 pm by Emily

A photo of David Arquette

Photos via D-Listed and Pop Sugar

I think a lot of people have moments in which they think “wow, I am so very glad that no one is documenting this moment in my life.” For example, if a friend had pulled out a camera that time a couple months ago when we visited the local wine store and I had a rather animated, drunken conversation with the owner about how he couldn’t really call himself a connoisseur if he didn’t sell Boone’s Farm, I’d probably be a little upset.  Sadly, David Arquette was in Scream, so he has no such luck.

These pictures were taken last night after David had a solid night of partying at an event thrown by Us magazine (and the night before, he had a pretty fun time at GQ‘s Men of the Year Awards.  There’s even a cute little story about how David was so serious about his boozing that he “climbed through a window to fetch a drink, cutting his distance to the bar by half”).  David was photographed grinding with some lady and then wandering the streets with his entourage.

I’m torn between being like “you keep on keepin’ on, David, I hope you’re having a good time with yourself” and being like “David, you’re a grown ass man with a wife and a kid, and I know you’re separated, but maybe pull it together.”  Your thoughts?

Nov 19, 2010 at 02:00 pm by Molls

No, it’s not good ol’ Bristol again. This time it’s Willow, Sarah’s sixteen year old daughter. Apparently she and her 18-year old BF have been bumping uglies for a minute, and when Willow’s period was over a week late recently, she freaked out that she was as fertile as her mom and big sis.

According to the source who spoke to the National Enquirer, Sarah was shocked after hearing the news that she may be a grandmother for the second time. The only thing that probably shocked her more was that the at-home pregnancy test they got her came back negative.

Abstinence, huh? Tell me more.

Nov 19, 2010 at 12:30 pm by Molls

Yesterday it was announced that Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are splitting due to infidelity on Tony’s side, and today we’re finding out how Eva learned of Tony’s affair. Emails and texts, of course. The way they used to do it back in the 1800s.

A source spoke to RadarOnline and explained what Tony did and how Eva caught him:

“Tony had Erin’s personal information stored in an electronic program that only he could access. It was a double shot for her because not only did she find all the information but Eva also realized immediately that Tony had taken steps to hide it from her. The fact that Tony had been hiding Erin’s information and their correspondence made Eva feel like he had been lying to her for months, and basically he had been. They have a long-distance marriage and that alone is not easy. There was already a lot of stress between them. But then when Eva discovered Tony had taken elaborate measures to lie to he she knew it was over.”

Dude, that’s so so so sad for Eva Longoria. No joke. And so so so telling about the state of human relationships. I feel like every single time I hear of people breaking up these days, it has something to do with someone’s email being read or some girl in Florida that someone met on Tumblr. My married friends are flirting on Twitter, my homegirls are breaking into their fuck buddy’s email accounts. As if cheating hasn’t always been a problem, we now have a handful of new ways to engage in it and get caught doing it.

Have you ever caught someone cheating on you via email or text or have you been caught yourself? What was the #1 thing you took from the experience?

Nov 19, 2010 at 12:13 pm by Molls

Nicki Minaj Greets Fans Outside of Letterman

Nicki Minaj greeted fans waiting for her outside of The Tonight Show yesterday and this is what she was wearing. Kind of a Jane Fonda meets Gwen Stefani meets Mother Mary kind of look. Now, I’m assuming that this outfit is Nicki’s version of casual sweats and not something she intended to get stopped in because, well, this outfit makes no sense. But for clothes just to kick it in, I’m impressed that she’s wearing something that fits her so well and shows off her curves. Then again, I’m writing this while wearing slipper socks, sweatpants, a long sleeved shirt and a bathrobe, so maybe I just have really, really low standards.

Nov 19, 2010 at 10:00 am by Sarah

So we gave you a taste of it a week or so ago, and on the whole, it was a fail. But here’s the whole rotten enchilada – I was only able to get 1:48 seconds into it. Did you get further?