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Was Heidi Montag obsessed with her former, deceased plastic surgeon Frank Ryan? [Celebslam]

Brad Pitt makes deep forehead crevices look hot. [popbytes]

Hollywood’s Top Ten Crap Actors and Actresses. You’ll be surprised at who makes the list! [Pajiba]

Johnny Depp is probably porking Angelina Jolie, compares her to Elizabeth Taylor. [Celebitchy]

That Kardashian credit card thing? Nevermind – it’s apparently not gonna happen. [Amy Grindhouse]

Dave Coulier isn’t bitter that Alanis Morisette is so much more successful than he ever was during his Full House days. [CityRag]

Anderson Cooper gets wasted with … Lady Gaga? [Pop on the Pop]

Disney’s Tangled: The last of the Disney princess movies? [Zelda Lily]

Hot in music today: A remake of the Family Matters theme song? What’s next, The Facts of Life? [OMGBlog]

Lindsay Lohan thinks that people are too into what she does, so she’s getting a restraining order. [Celebrity Smack Blog]

Rihanna and Chris Brown wish you guys would stop talking about That Thing That Happened. [Earsucker]