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You should be thankful for this gallery of celebrity wardrobe malfunctions. [Celebslam]

Everyone apparently thinks that you should see Burlesque, and this is why. [popbytes]

Anne Hathaway has much, much larger boobs than even I thought. [Pajiba]

Lindsay Lohan roasted her dad for Thanksgiving. No, she didn’t, but she did eat with him. [Celebitchy]

Khloe Kardashian has been fucking for, like, longer than you’ve been alive. [Amy Grindhouse]

Did Beyonce get plastic surgery on her backside?! [CityRag]

J Woww is about one little yank away from a huge, huge nipslip. ‘Cause those suckers are HUGE. [Pop on the Pop]

Joslyn James, Tiger Woods’ ex-pornstar girlfriend, inspires people worldwide. [Zelda Lily]

Ever wonder what James Franco looks like nekkid? [OMGBlog]

This is the dude that Christina Aguilera left her husband for. [Celebrity Smack Blog]

Angelina Jolie totally misses the point of Thanksgiving. [Earsucker]