The Latest Infidel: Tony Parker, Eva Longoria’s Husband; Divorce Here We Come!
Nov 17, 2010 at 06:30 am by Sarah

photo of eva longoria and tony parker divorcing wedding pictures photographs

Apparently the NBA’s Tony Parker is yet another male celebrity that can’t keep it in his pants.

Parker, who married Eva Longoria about three years ago in a castle in Frahhhhnce, is being accused of cheating on the Desperate Housewives star, and friends of Eva claim that she’s about a minute away from filing an official petition for divorce.

You know, I get that people are human and things happen whether they should or not, but come the fuck on. If you have a history or a habit of hopping into bed with randoms – though you’re in one of those ‘committed’ relationships – why even bother tying the knot? You’re only screwing your spouse down the road (merely in one manner of speaking) and putting yourself through public turmoil that’s probably not all that fun. Get with it, dude.

I’ll be honest – when these two married three years ago, I was like, ‘Yeah, let’s see how long this one lasts.’ Not that I’m, you know, any kind of marriage clairvoyant or anything, but this one just seemed doomed from the beginning, do you feel me?

Should be interesting to see how this story unfolds.

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6 Responses to “The Latest Infidel: Tony Parker, Eva Longoria’s Husband; Divorce Here We Come!”

  1. mireee says:
    November 17, 2010 at 7:42 am

    I thought they were an unlikely couple but looked so much in love all these years I thought it would last, after all. It is a shame, but at least there are no kids involved.

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  2. Sophie says:
    November 17, 2010 at 9:16 am

    Disappointing, hey.

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  3. Chuck says:
    November 17, 2010 at 10:26 am

    He’s a tool.

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  4. Dani says:
    November 17, 2010 at 10:50 am

    I really though they were going to last actually.

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  5. evilbeetdouche says:
    November 17, 2010 at 12:20 pm

    Maybe next time she’ll marry “up.”

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