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Angela Lansbury to Play Katherine Heigl’s Daughter in New Movie

Yes, daughter. I quadruple read this announcement of Angela’s casting in Adaline to make sure that I was comprehending it correctly.

The movie’s about a woman who was killed in a car accident, but was resurrected by a shock of lightening. The car crash/lightening combo left her forever in her 20s, hence her looking like Katherine Heigl but having a daughter Angela Lansbury’s age.

To be totally frank, this movie sounds like a shitfest and my worst nightmare. I hate magical stuff. This sounds like Powder meets Practical Magic meets Benjamin Button, and I could live my whole life never seeing either of those movies again. But still, Angela Lansbury is a national treasure. She’s my favorite person ever. Will I see this movie? Yes. But only for Angela.

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  • As much as I love you, Molls, I have to say that I LIVE for magical stuff like this. I mean, if there’s no magic or science fiction in something, I kind of insist that it be really funny and/or have horrifically cruel, strong-willed girls in it — which, honestly, is a magic unto itself.

    Also, I kind of love all three of those films that you mentioned. But I have much, much less love for Katherine Heigl.

  • No, Angela, noooooo! You’re so much better than this! Please just keep doing Sondheim on Broadway, as far from Katherine Heigl as possible!

  • “this movie sounds like a shitfest” is the single best phrase i’ve ever heard in my life. i laughed so hard when i read that. shitfest! hahahaha