“If a guy has one bad night, everybody goes insane and panics.”
- Charlie Sheen being all “whatever.”
In case you missed it, that “one bad night” Charlie’s referring to is that night that he wrecked a hotel room after getting wasted with a hooker. He’s not talking about that night that he celebrated Christmas by pulling a knife on his wife or that night that he had to make an apology when a voicemail leaked in which he called his wife the c-word and the n-word or those nights that he accidentally shot Kelly Preston in the arm, nearly overdosed, or got arrested for beating up his girlfriend. No, this is about the hotel room and the hooker, and that was just like one time. Lighten up, everybody! Charlie’s got this!