Naomi Campbell was snapped making this nasty face yesterday as she attempted to relax at the pool. My guess would be that she’s annoyed by the presence of the camera, but considering the fact that she’s a model, combined with her poor history of appropriate cellphone usage, any number of things could be ticking her off…

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“We were just friends, and it was very easy to be friends. We were both surprised when this other thing happened. We did a lot of talking about it – can we kiss, what will that mean, will we damage the credibility of our characters? We were very practical… But in the end, the heart wanted what the heart wanted.”

- Jennifer Carpenter explains what it was like when she started hooking up in real life with her on-screen brother Michael C. Hall on Dexter.

What about you guys?!?! YOU ever kiss YOUR brothers?

Lindsay Lohan has asked the judge for a restraining order against the paparazzi, claiming that she’s currently barred from driving as a result of them following her every where she goes.

Lindsay was given the thumbs up to drive by both the court and the DMV, but the folks looking after her at Betty Ford were the ones who decided to hang on to her keys for the time being. They thought that the dangers of Lindsay being out on the open road were too much for her to handle in her fragile state.

From TMZ:

We’re told Lindsay emailed her lawyer this weekend — with pictures attached showing the paps following her — asking the attorney to go to court for the restraining order.

Sources say no decision has been reached on whether a restraining order is a viable option.

Honestly, I don’t hate this idea. So much of Lindsay’s life is made more difficult by the camera crews that are constantly chasing after her. It’s not even about the physical ramifications, either. Most of the stories about Lindsay that are out there are driven by candid photographs of her (trust me, I would know…) so if they took away that element, then not much would be left.

But if a restraining order against the paps was possible, don’t you think just about everyone would have tried that by now?

If there’s one thing I hate, it’s got to be when people wear different shades of black.  Don’t get me wrong, I’m also against other things, like rudeness and Nazis, but I really think this has got to be my least favorite thing.  Additionally, this giant orgy of texture is just too much – leather, velour (I refuse to acknowledge the existence of velvet harem pants, that’s just too egregious a use of velvet), some sheer sequins shenanigans, and I think I see linen.  It’s nonsense is what it is.

Despite my strong feelings, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie made the choice to dress this way for the Paris premiere of Megamind yesterday.  And that hurts, it does, but it’s ok.  If Brad Pitt is in a place in his 47-year-old life where he feels the need to wear leather pants in public, then there’s obviously something more important going on here.  Really, the last time I saw someone wear leather pants out into the world with no motorcycle involved was this wasted girl at the gay bar who fought through her hiccups to let me know that she felt butterflies in her tummy (and trust me, you’ve never known regret until you get a series of voicemails from a woman who sounds like Eeyore on a meth binge), and that is not something you want to emulate.

Was Heidi Montag obsessed with her former, deceased plastic surgeon Frank Ryan? [Celebslam]

Brad Pitt makes deep forehead crevices look hot. [popbytes]

Hollywood’s Top Ten Crap Actors and Actresses. You’ll be surprised at who makes the list! [Pajiba]

Johnny Depp is probably porking Angelina Jolie, compares her to Elizabeth Taylor. [Celebitchy]

That Kardashian credit card thing? Nevermind – it’s apparently not gonna happen. [Amy Grindhouse]

Dave Coulier isn’t bitter that Alanis Morisette is so much more successful than he ever was during his Full House days. [CityRag]

Anderson Cooper gets wasted with … Lady Gaga? [Pop on the Pop]

Disney’s Tangled: The last of the Disney princess movies? [Zelda Lily]

Hot in music today: A remake of the Family Matters theme song? What’s next, The Facts of Life? [OMGBlog]

Lindsay Lohan thinks that people are too into what she does, so she’s getting a restraining order. [Celebrity Smack Blog]

Rihanna and Chris Brown wish you guys would stop talking about That Thing That Happened. [Earsucker]

“I’m not obsessive about [dieting]. If I want to have a burger and fries like I did [the other] night in the park, then I’m going to do that because that’s okay.”

Mandy Moore on throwing all caution to the wind and – gasp – eating meat and deep-fried carbohydrates as a means to carnal happiness and satisfaction.

Good for you, Mandy – not many women in Hollywood are apt to admit surviving off of anything but air, Marlboro Lights, and Red Bull, so even though your music positively sucks, and your acting career is kind lukewarm, I have to give you mad props for continuing to be a normal human being after being thrust into the concave microscope of Hollywood.