Back when Jersey Shore first became successful (all the way back then, can you even remember?), Snooki was going around telling everyone that she was pitching a show called Snookin’ For Love. It was set to be a standard reality dating show and sounded about as promising as any of the things that the Jersey Shore cast members were trying to do with their lives.
Supposedly now the show is actually going to get made, and several of Snooki’s ex’s are set to participate and try and win her love back. Interesting.
There’s no word as to whether or not they’ll actually be using the Snookin’ For Love title, but we definitely can’t think of anything better.
They’re really remaking The Munsters? What next, Dukes of Hazzard? Oh … wait. [Pajiba]
Kirstie Alley still fat, still in denial. [Celebitchy]
Lady Gaga meets Chewbacca. And they reproduce together, and this is what their kids look like. For real. [Popbytes]
Eva Mendes will always be better looking than you. Unless, of course, you are Eva Mendes and then the world will explode, because there’s just not enough room in the world for double such hotness. [Celebslam]
This is a photo of Tyra Banks. Do you see those people behind her? That’s the public. She wore some damn fishnet over her head in public – to the 90th anniversary party for French Vogue, no less. I bet she was super smug with herself while she was getting ready for this event, like she just grabbed up some of those super cheap stockings in those quarter machine capsules and when she got home she had a stroke of “genius” and made a mask, just like some small children playing Cops and Robbers with only their mother’s fetish wear to use for accessories. But wait! It wouldn’t be fair for me to bet on that, because I already know that’s what happened:
Banks didn’t get the look through an avant-garde designer. “It’s homemade,” she Tweeted.
After fans incorrectly guessed that the mask was underwear, a hair net, curtains and a “wig cap,” Banks explained, “mask is [some] cheap FISHNET stockings I got n crazy store n Paris! I cut em up n made it y’all.”
Banks added: “[I] did my own hair n makeup.”
Tyra, I love you. I really, really do. I still watch America’s Next Top Model, I still get excited when your episodes of Fresh Prince come on, and I still feel compelled to buy Cover Girl products because that mascara just looked so pretty when you wore it and smiled with your eyes. But at this point, I love you like I love Seamus, the man that fell out of a second story window when he was a child and now spends his days riding around town on his bicycle – I think that you’re really a good person with great intentions, but every time I see you, I can’t help but think “there is no way that this person is completely there.”
And because I am such a huuuuuuge Justin Bieber fan*, I went digging for it (boy, was it hard) and am here to present it to you on this lovely first Friday of October.
See, today just seemed like a day of miracles — not only is it the beginning of my favorite month of the year, but it’s also a Friday. I slept in today for the first time in, oh, two years maybe. My favorite current song was on the radio when I got into the car this morning when I went to buy my ridiculously-overpriced but amazingly-worth-it latte from a local organic coffeehouse and when I got there? The owner said it was on the house today since I’m there every fucking day of the week anyway. Good, good morning. Blessed be.
And to top it all off, Justin Bieber? I could die a happy girl now.
*Subject to intensive interpretation[**]
**Did I use enough asterisks today for you?[***]
***’Cause this is the second post in a row that I’ve pulled it off on today.
Yup. The cutest pregnant woman of all time, and one of the hottest male actors in history. You can’t tell me that this child won’t be genetically blessed with looks, talent and sophistication. Because if you do? You’re just talking out your ass.
Miranda was photographed yesterday in NYC with husband Orlando Bloom (and a Balenciaga bag, thanks), who looked every bit the doting dad already. I’m just a bucket of blubbering, quivering emotion over here at the sight of Bloom reaching his hand out to guide his heavy-with-child goddess of a wife up over the nasty old cracked curb, the love in Miranda’s eyes apparent as she silently gloats that this fine piece of man is all hers.
I mean, fuck. Wouldn’t you*?
*The answer is yes. It isn’t a trick question — in fact, there is no other answer.
Will you be watching? No, I won’t either. I have much more important things to be doing like balancing my checkbook, digging food out of the crevices of my stove, and vacuuming this past summer’s sand out of my SUV.
But apparently, there’s still a market for this kind of, um, ‘entertainment,’ because Oxygen Network has confirmed to People magazine that they have, indeed, picked up a show that Paris has been doubtlessly shopping around to every network that’d see her.
The series is supposed to be based on her life and her ‘work,’ though I’m not sure where the fine line is drawn either. According to People:
The series will feature Hilton’s interactions with friend Brooke Mueller, who is Charlie Sheen’s estranged wife; pal Jennifer Rovero, a former girlfriend of Fred Durst; nightlife promoter Allison Melnick; and Hilton’s mom, Kathy.
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