Well, OK, not quite yet … but in three short months, guys. Britney’s conservatorship is said to be drawing to a close by those close to the case, and sources say that Brit’s first move back to freedom is managing her own finances.

The conservatorship, brought forth by father, Jamie Spears, began in February of 2008 because of erratic behavior and several (very, um, public) nervous breakdowns. A mere three years later, Britney’s looking at being healthy and sane enough to be considered for the position of, you know, managing her own life. Good on you, girl!

So what do you guys think? Is our girl ready for the real world once again? Can she be trusted to budget her Frappuccino money, or do you see Britney-owned Starbucks franchises popping up all over Southern California and Louisiana?

In light of preemptive celebration, check out the gallery of Britney’s best crazyface photos below.
Congrats (almost!), Brit-Brit!

The Jessica Alba (you know, the gorgeous one) who’s posing half-naked for GQ Britain for its October 2010 edition has a mouthful to say about her post-baby body (note: Alba’s daughter, Honor Marie, came into the world over two-and-a-half years ago) and how she positively pales in comparison to the beauty of other actresses:

“My breasts are saggy, I’ve got cellulite, my hips are bigger… every actress out there is more beautiful than me.”

As if that weren’t bad enough, she continues her self-destructive diatribe by saying that she’s never felt ‘comfortable’ exhibiting her sexiness either:

“I’ve never been comfortable showing my body off. I used to have anxiety attacks before shoots. I’ll never do a nude scene. I can act sexy and wear sexy clothes but can’t go naked.”

Um, OK.  It’s kind of like that old saying, oh, what was it … Yeah, ‘I don’t even want to fucking hear this shit.’  That’s right.  The only thing more painful than listening to this kind of garbage (’cause girl is the hotness) is watching the laughable facial contortions displayed on screen in the made-for-GQ look-how-hot-our-cover-girl is video. Based on those, who knows … Maybe she really is that uncomfortable with her sexiness.

I guess my surprise may know no bounds.

You can catch the full interview on newsstands October 7th. I’m sure you’ll just be dying in suspense, waiting with bated breath ’til then.

One of them was probably responsible for the death of good music. You be the judge on this one, guys.

Mom’s will never stop embarrassing you. Even when they’re trying to protect you, they can be so embarrassing that you just want to curl up and die. Long after you’ve matured past whatever it was that made you hate your parents when you are a teenager, when you least expect it, some crazy side of them that you haven’t seen since you were in high school will come out and all of a sudden you’ll find yourself back in that place where you’re saying, “God, you are so humiliating, mom. How do you even live with yourself?”

And that’s all I could think about as I watched Haylie Duff witnessing her mother lose her shit on some paparazzi who were trying to get a shot of the actress on her birthday. And like, this is what the mom does for Haylie, the less desirable child. I bet she’d draw blood for Hilary.

Britney Spears was photographed leaving a Toys R Us with her boyfriend yesterday and she had tattoos all over her neck. Like, three little butterflies making their way up the side of her neck and on to her face and into that nesty weave where they can make a home for themselves. I’m hoping that these are just some temporary tattoos she put on inside the store because she’s, well, a child-like idiot, but I seriously wouldn’t put it past her to have inked herself again.

I’m sure we’ll know if they’re real or fake within 12 hours when her publicist does his job and tells everyone what the hell is going on here, but until then… I don’t know. I mean, I just don’t know how I’m supposed to go on with my day.

HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO YOUR BODY, BRITNEY?

“Lindsay is in rehab now? Right? We think? I think that’s good. Yeah.”

-Tina Fey talking about Mean Girls co-star Lindsay Lohan on Watch What Happens With Andy Cohen

I always have to wonder how Tina Fey and Amy Poehler feel about Lindsay Lohan’s situation. There’s no doubt that in some ways, this is more tragic for them to watch than any of us. They both worked with Lindsay on Mean Girls and at the time gave the most glowing reports of her as both a person and an actress. Lindsay also had great chemistry with the Saturday Night Live cast at one point and has even said in interviews that during her second time hosting the show, when she was seemed to be the peak of her drug addition and weight loss, Amy Poehler pulled her aside for a mini-intervention.

I wouldn’t be surprised if they were love angry at her like a couple of aunts.