Demi, Demi, Demi. I love you, girl, but why do you keep messing with your hair? Seems like every time I turn around, the hair’s blonder and blonder. I’m really not digging it. Not only do you just look better as a brunette, but this blonde just washes your face right out. And the shade? Please. I’m almost insulted that you’d think people wouldn’t catch it. This was a botched home job, wasn’t it. Your mama told you it was alright when you walked out of your bedroom, crying with remorse that you didn’t put enough toner in it and now it’s just too late, no amount of deposit-only color’s going to fix this mistake, so we may as well just let it grow out and have it be a lesson learned. Is that how it went down? ‘Cause that’s how I’m picturing it. Your mama said leave it be, so you’ve got no other choice but to walk around ’til it fades and begins to root.

But girl, they have these things called ‘hats.’ Novel concept. Ch-ch check it out.

I kid, I kid. Taylor swift is a good girl. She’s well-rounded and mannerly and down to earth. She’s a good role model for young women, as opposed to the likes of, you know, Lindsay Lohan or something.

However, it looks like she’s in a little bit of a legal pickle right now, as her former manager is suing her for possible royalty rights and unpaid wages.

Swift’s former manager Dan Dymtrow says that he’s suing her for millions, because he was solely responsible for her discovery, and he was also the one who helped skyrocket her career to its current superstar fame.

After Dymtrow officially began the lawsuit process, legal reps for Taylor came forward and claimed that Dymtrow’s wants are out of the question:

“For him to claim that her success and her major contracts were procured by him is ludicrous. And even if there were some merit to his claims, paying him on the contract would defeat the whole purpose of the law in New York, which is to protect minors who sign contracts.”

So, really, this leaves me kind of baffled. I get what Taylor’s reps are saying in that this guy might not be responsible for her current contracts with major recording labels and advertisers and what not, but what’s this ‘protecting minors’ clause in the referenced contract? Is Taylor (or her parents) trying to screw this guy and hide behind ‘I was a minor!’ in order to avoid paying him his dues? Thoughts?

I like Renee Zellweger a lot. Maybe it has a lot to do with Bridget Jones’ Diary or something, but she just appeals to me. However? Am I the only one who, as of late, gets a distinct Jennifer Aniston vibe from her? And by ‘Jennifer Aniston vibe,’ I mean a kind of clingy, needy, ‘Please-oh-please current boyfriend won’t you marry me’ type of vibe? Because I do. Really. And it hurts me to say that, because I genuinely do like Renee.

Long ago there were Zellweger-Cooper marriage rumors and photos of Renee and Brad’s mom floating around like wildfire. There’s no better way to try and force a man to marry you than to put a bug in his mom’s ear over it, am I right, Jen? But as of yet, it clearly hasn’t happened.

Sigh.

However, Renee hasn’t given up Bradley and Renee are still together, and they’re still appearing in public together once in awhile. So I guess that speaks volumes. And what else speaks volumes? Bradley’s oh-so-obvious negative body language and Renee’s unknowing shit-eating grin. Crash and burn, ladies and gents.

Crash. And burn.

Demi and Ashton have an ‘open marriage,’ so that’s why it’s apparently cool that Ashton cheated. Or at least that’s what Demi’s saying in order to save face. [Celebslam]

Angelina gets kicked off leaves Jersey Shore. As if you didn’t see that one coming like a herpe-covered Raisinet falling out of Amy Winehouse’s purse. [popbytes]

Tom Cruise REALLY needs to start keeping his shirt on. [Celebitchy]

Jessica Simpson is talking about her penchant for passing gas now. Yeehaw, motherfucker. [Allie is Wired]

Yes, Victoria Beckham still sleeps with husband, soccer star David Beckham, despite his little lady voice. [Amy Grindhouse]

OK, ladies … you can shut the fuck up already about ‘where’ you ‘like it’ on Facebook. It’s old. [Zelda Lily]

Wanna see Brett Favre’s penis? [OMGBlog]

Charlize Theron is not dating Sean Penn, but is dating a farmer. OK then. [Betty Confidential]

Yup, Toni Braxton is broke again. Loser. [Celebrity Smack Blog]

Are you ready to see Bristol Palin ‘get sexy’ for Dancing With the Stars? [Celebrity Dirty Laundry]

When I found out that Justin Bieber was dating another pop singer, I expected her to be at least as lame as he is. Why would Justin Bieber ever risk not being the star in his own relationship, you know? I saw his MTV Diary. He came off like a sassy control freak, which is what one would expect. I can’t imagine he’d do well with a diva, which is clearly who this Jasmine V. character is. This is generous, but she sounds like a mini-Rihanna/Beyonce on her new single, “All These Boys”.

What do you guys think of the song?

As long as we’ve been aware of Katherine Heigl we’ve known two things about her: 1) People seem to love to watch her on screen, 2) She’s got a shitty attitude.

There were all the things she said about the Grey’s Anatomy writers and her constant, unapologetic smoking, and her generally rude and squirmish behavior in front of fans and paprazzi, most notably when she ripped her BFF & co-star T.R. Knight away from a fan he was signing an autograph for.

The New York Times published a story about Katherine over the weekend that explicitly mentioned her nasty public image, and this morning during an interview with KTLA news, she spoke openly about why she thinks this problem exists (skip ahead to the 2:00 mark in the YouTube video.)

I basically don’t even understand what it is that she says. It’s like two minutes of her talking in a circle about how she knows she’s a bitch, but she’s not really a bitch because it’s her tone, and she wants to change that but she doesn’t want to change herself or something? Like, go to therapy or don’t answer questions like that, lady. Sheesh.