Zach Galifianakis was a guest on Real Time With Bill Maher when they were discussing California’s Prop 19. I don’t know if y’all have heard of Prop 19, but it’s kind of a big deal. If it passes, marijuana is gong to be LEGAL. LEGAL! Meaning you can’t get in trouble for possessing it, you can smoke it just about anywhere and no more “medical cards”. You might be able to find a bag of that sticky green wedged next to boxes of cigarettes at your local 7-11 this time next year if all goes according to plan.

The best part of this clip is when Zach tries to hand his joint over to Fox News’ Margaret Hoover, who declined but sniffed the air and said, “Oh, it’s real.”

What do you all think about that tree getting legalized?

Taking semi-nude photos and posting them to the Internet when you’re afraid your star is fading: Is this a “new classic”? It’s like something clicks in the minds of these sorta-sexual people that they may be able to get some extra mileage out of their career if they just strip down to their bra and snap a couple cell phone pics of their goods and personally, I love it. For celebrities, that level of desperation is like an emotional milestone these days.

Anyway, I’m thinking Jo Jo is maybe worried that we don’t care about her, you guys. I care about you, Jo Jo. I’ve seen your pictures. I’ll never not love “Get Out” or the fact that you shot your Cribs episode in Foxborough, MA. Put your shirt back on. You’ve got a lot of years left in you.

The porn star that was with Charlie Sheen the night of his coked-out hotel-destroying rage is suing the actor for the emotional and physical damage she suffered.

Capri Anderson has a pretty good case. The details from TMZ:

Sources close to Anderson tell TMZ … she believes Charlie was acting so crazy in his hotel room at The Plaza Hotel on Tuesday morning — that she felt her life was in danger … and she also felt like she was being held in the room against her will.

As we previously reported, Charlie tore the room apart — busting a chair and causing damage to several hotel items. Capri ended up locking herself in the bathroom and calling hotel security.

Capri claims Charlie also threatened her in the hotel room, although she made no mention of this to NYC cops when they interviewed her about the incident.

FYI — law enforcement sources tell us officials have no plans to file charges against Charlie.

It probably wont help Charlie that so many people saw him messed up and harrassing Capri that night, whom he’d hired as an “escort”:

“He was delusional and just completely lost. Totally out of it,” a source told RadarOnline about Sheen — who hours later trashed his Plaza Hotel room Tuesday morning as Anderson, 22, cowered in a locked bathroom.

Sheen, 45, also slugged vodka and wine at the eatery Daniel, where his tab for pals and hired escorts included two bottles of Grand Vin de Chateau Latour 1959 — which sell for a whopping $5,900 each, TMZ.com reported.

“He convinced Capri to go to the bathroom with him,” the source said. “When they got into the bathroom, he started snorting cocaine and then took off his pants.”

“Charlie wanted to have sex with Capri and tried, but she stopped and demanded her $12,000,” the source said. “He didn’t have the money on him so she left him in the bathroom.”

“When the assistant opened the door, there was Charlie standing there naked with cocaine all over his face.”

I think most people’s instinct when reading this story is to say, “Are you telling me that a night of cocaine and raging was the most damaging thing a porn star has ever been exposed to,” but dude: Who cares? I am so glad that someone is planning to sue the crap out of Charlie Sheen. Take his money away, please. The worst thing to happen to Charlie is his return to television/making money/being famous. Let’s knock that cokehead down a few pegs.

“I don’t care who anybody sleeps with. If a couple has been together all that time—and there are gay relationships that are more solid than some heterosexual ones—I think it’s fine if they want to get married. I don’t know how people can get so anti-something. Mind your own business, take care of your affairs, and don’t worry about other people so much.”

- Betty White tells Parade what’s up.

This woman is still God, right?  Like everything she says is still gospel?  Somebody fly Betty to the White House quick so that she can tell Congress about how neat being on Golden Girls was and cool equality would be.

J Woww won’t do a nudie shoot for Playboy, but she’ll do this? [Celebslam]

Katy Perry claims that she’s great in bed. I just think that the lady doth protest too much. [Popbytes]

Canada knows how to do horror flicks, and this is why you should see these if you haven’t already. [Pajiba]

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher are still appearing in public together, still trying to quash those cheating rumors by osmosis and obnoxious canoodling. [Celebitchy]

The latest on Charlie Sheen … you won’t believe what his girlfriend/hooker/porn star wants now. [Zelda Lily]

Audrina Patridge’s mom apologizes for acting like a total moron for the cameras. [Allie is Wired]

Celine Dion sure had those babies that she’s been pregnant with for what seems like forever – meet Eddy and Nelson. [Amy Grindhouse]

Wow. Kelly Osbourne shellacked in gold. Well, I never. [Betty Confidential]

Dolce and Gabbana Photoshopped the crap out of Matthew McConaughey, and I am saddened. [OMGBlog]

Kat Von D makes an absolute fool out of herself on Joy Behar’s show, I count myself unimpressed and not shocked. [Celebrity Smack Blog]

Jessica Simpson: Pregnant!? [Celebrity Dirty Laundry]

Danielle Staub had to know that lying about the details of her sex tape was going to come back and bite her in the butt at some point, but I’m guessing that she didn’t expect it to happen on a red carpet.

Last night Danielle attended a big Halloween blowout in Woodridge, NJ, and as soon as she took her place in front of the step-and-repeat, she was served with legal papers on behalf of Steve Zalewski, her ex-boyfriend.

From TMZ:

Danielle was stunned, but didn’t miss a beat — she simply handed the envelope to her publicist and continued down the red carpet into the party.

According to sources, Zalewski is suing Danielle for defamation because she has repeatedly accused him of secretly shooting a sex tape of her — which he denies doing.

Since she’s no longer going to be a part of the Real Housewives of New Jersey cast, Danielle has no income to speak of. Her legal bills have been out of control for some time now, but she’s really screwed now that she has no way to pay for them.

Be good people, you guys!