Katy Perry and Russell Brand met, got engaged and planned a wedding in just over a year and next weekend it’s finally going down. In India, of all places. Oh yeah, and they’re having a Hindu ceremony.
The couple is flying out about 85 friends and family members to the posh Indian hotel, Taj Rambagh Palace next week. The guests will take place in a tiger safari as part of their three-day stay.
This whole thing is just so annoying to me. Everyone on the planet gave Khloe and Lamar so much shit over their union, but those two seem like a genuine fit. Something about these two just feels so inauthentic and therefore completely doomed.
If you’ve ever wondered how truly tiny Ashlee Simpson is, just check out this photo of her holding her son Brox, who is like, a toddler (a really, really adorable one.) Either Bronx Wentz is the largest baby on the planet, or Ashlee Simpson is the smallest woman in the world. In some of these photos, if you squint your eyes, it almost looks like he’s carrying her.
Lil Wayne’s prison sentence got a lot rougher when he was busted with a homemade MP3 player that he was using to help him write music while still in lockdown. He was placed in solitary confinement, a punishment that is usually reserved for the most dangerous/hard to handle criminals.
Yesterday, Wayne reached out to his fans on his blog to us all know how he’s doing:
“This punishment has been handed to me for my earlier MP3 incident. I admit, I f***ed up and now I must deal with the consequences. As I write this, I only have 25 days left [20 days at press time], and it’ll be even less than that when you read this. So honestly, I’m fine. Obviously, [solitary] gives me a lot of time to myself and a lot of alone time with my thoughts, which can be creatively dangerous.”
Anyone who saw The Carter knows that Wayne has probably been in that padded room writing some of the most insane shit that we’ll ever hear.
But considering Wayne’s rigged MP3 player incident is more like, rascal-y than criminal-y, don’t you think solitary is a little bit of a rough sentence? Not to mention a drain on our system’s resources. Save that shit for the Hannibal Lecters.
George Clooney’s girlfriend’s nipslip. Of epic proportions. [Celebslam]
Shia LaBoeuf attacks the paparazzi with hot beverages. [popbytes]
The history of black Presidents in film and television. [Pajiba]
Michelle Williams dyes her hair a really, really unfortunate shade of blonde. [Celebitchy]
What kind of people would want to get married in a McDonald’s? [Zelda Lily]
Taylor Momsen digs porn, would never sleep with Tommy Lee. [Allie is Wired]
Looks like there’s a lot of people ticked off about the lesbian kiss on Glee. My response to those people? Get the fuck off of my planet. [Amy Grindhouse]
Robyn is still making music, and this time it’s not so awful. [OMGBlog]
Oh, look, Dane Cook’s family is taking advantage of him. And now they’re going to jail. [Betty Confidential]
You guys are going to flip the fuck out when you see these pictures.
Entertainment Weekly decided to get together some of the best casts from television and movies over the years and take updated photos of them all together. Some of the shows and movies included? Back to the Future, Married with Children, Gilmore Girls, Scream, Alias and Northern Exposure.
“Where are they now?” spreads are always the best. Who would you like to see an update on?
Everyone loves giving Taylor Momsen shit because of her outrageous public image (outrageous in that conventional way that angsty teens are outrageous), but her Gossip Girl co-star Blake Lively will take no part in it.
When asked by an interviewer about Taylor now famous dog testicle burning incident, Blake said, “She has a female dog named Petal, so I don’t know if that’s true.”
The interviewer didn’t seem to be satisfied with Blake’s boring yet truthful answer and when he pressed her to see if she could muster up at least one anecdote, Blake continued, “No. We’re all pretty professional. There’s no dog ball burning on set… but if you keep asking me questions like this, they’ll be some ball-busting here.”
Damn.
I’ve never gotten great vibes from Blake, but I love that she refuses to throw her underage co-star under the bus when prompted.
Well i think Taylor is a slut wearing those type of clothing and i wont be surpised if she goes out and she gets raped, why the hell is she wearing those clothing? thinking she looks cool, hot?? fuck no she looks like a hooker wanting...
She. Is. Marvelous. Seriously marvelous. And super gorgeous. I am not generally a fan of short hair, on guys or girls (late ’90s men’s fashion was a nightmare for me, and I was only in middle school), but she looks so...
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