“I haven’t been with a man seriously and in love in six years. And, honestly, I tend to abstain if I’m not in a relationship … It’s been a long time. We’re talking years.”

Brandy, Bra’Mu or Bra’Nu or whoever her Sasha Fierce-like alter-ego is or whatever, who is currently starring on Dancing With the Stars — and kicking ass and taking names like it’s nobody’s business — claims that she hasn’t been bedded in ‘years.’

So.  Years, girl? Whatchoo wanna go and do that for? You’re young, virile, and pretty attractive, as far as I’m concerned. I mean, I totally respect that you don’t go out and bang every hot boy on the block, and I think that’s pretty awesome, but treat yourself every once in awhile for God’s sake. At least every four years or so, come on.

Yesterday I went off about the super gross feelings the Glee spread in GQ made me have, and it’s no surprise that the Parents Television Council is doing the same today. They like, always copy me.

Their official statement on the beyond racy and kinda pedophile-y feeling photos was, “It is disturbing that GQ, which is explicitly written for adult men, is sexualizing the actresses who play high school-aged characters on Glee in this way. It borders on pedophilia. By authorizing this kind of near-pornographic display, the creators of the program have established their intentions on the show’s direction. And it isn’t good for families.”

As I pointed out yesterday, since the actors involved in the shoot are all legal, there’s no actual pedophilia going on here… but you guys? That picture up there? That’s a girl in her late teens who plays a girl in her mid-teens on television, spread eagle, with her white panties reflecting off the bench she’s seated on like a freakin’ runway for creeps. So uncomfortable to look at.

OK, so he’s actually just trying to block her pretty little face from the paparazzi, but these pictures are hella bizarre to look at. Like, if I was with some bro and he started manhandling my face in public like that, I’d be like, “I don’t give a fuck if you were Doctor Frasier Crane. Get your goddamn hands off my mug.”

ANNNNNNYWAYYYY, in case you were wondering, this is the chick that Kelsey is now “deeply in love” with just months after filing for divorce from his wife Camille.

Check out the gallery of awkwardness:

You might notice a lot more people wearing purple than usual today and that’s because today is Spirit Day. After the recent suicides of several gay teens, GLADD asked that everyone show support to those who need it by dawning a purple shirt. We here at EvilBeet are purple every day, but the other blogging platform I use, Tumblr, has turned their main page purple for the day. Have you noticed any other websites doing the same?

Bullying is a problem everywhere and for almost everybody. Demi Lovato has spoken publicly about the massive amount of bullying she dealt with when attending school and has said,  “Bullying is something I went through when I was 12 years old. I actually ended up leaving school because of it. I just remember the hard times that I went through that caused problems that I struggle with every day to this day. I was bottling it up 100 per cent and one day I was in a bathroom and the lights were out, I couldn’t turn them on because you had to have a key in a separate part of the school.”

How are you recognizing Spirit Day? (If you’re doing it with your nails like in the photo below, you are my hero.)

It was just a few days ago that poor Michael’s plan to get belligerently drunk to show Lindsay how much he loves her was foiled by the arrival of Lindsay’s mother, Dina, at Betty Ford (because of the restraining order, you know).  Now it looks like this bronco’s been broken, because he’s declared that he’s done talking to the media:

“I want to make a public statement that I will not be commenting on ANYTHING relating to my daughter Lindsay, or ANYTHING my ex-wife Dina, or any ‘sources’ related to her, might say. NO MATTER what accusations, lies or conjecture are disseminated to the public about me, for the sake of the ones I love and with hope of creating peace, I WILL NOT respond, in ANY way, to what is said or done, to me. For the sake of those I offended, I apologize and ask their forgiveness … So please refrain from calling or contacting me.”

Do you hear that, world?  Michael is done, he’s totally over you.  So don’t ever call him again, ok?  In fact, don’t even think about him, because he sure as hell won’t be thinking about you.

Kelly Brook just can’t stop taking her clothes off. NSFW. [Celebslam]

Yes, Jake Gyllenhaal gets better looking every single day. Too bad for you, huh? [popbytes]

Jeez, what do people have against Andy Samberg? I think he’s actually the bees knees. I’d do him. [Pajiba]

Taylor Swift’s unhealthy obsession with John Mayer. [Celebitchy]

Uma Thurman. What the fuck is with the white powder all over your face? [Amy Grindhouse]

Rihanna: Naked or not? [CityRag]

People are reporting that Beyonce is pregnant … again … but I’ll believe it when it comes from the horse’s mouth. [Pop on the Pop]

Looks like someone was taking Mean Girls a little too seriously. [Zelda Lily]

Nope, Chloe Sevigny is still around, guys, sorry. [OMGBlog]

Kanye West an idiot, now has diamond-encrusted teeth. [Celebrity Smack Blog]

RIP Tom Bosley, dad on Happy Days. [Earsucker]