Redbook has released Christina Aguilera’s comment on her divorce from their upcoming December issue. The singer said, “It’s not easy, and there have been a lot of tears and sadness. It’s impossible to redefine yourself and your life overnight. Thankfully, I have my mom and a small group of close friends who are there for me 24/7 and whom I can trust and depend on. On days when it feels impossible to even get out of bed, much less function as a mother, their support and encouragement have kept me moving forward.”
Sarah linked y’all to the latest Beyonce pregnancy rumor yesterday, but I want to know what you guys think. I was straight posi that Mariah was pregnant, but we still haven’t heard anything about that, so obviously I’m not the best judge… But people are really seeming to believe it this time. Even my friend Terry, who is like a dude and an editor and like, not into gossip and stuff as far as I know of hollered at me last night and was like, “So, Beyonce’s pregnant, huh?” And he was like the third person to do it.
So here are so photos of Bey and Jay out last night in Miami. The woman could not look any less pregnant to me, but hey, maybe that’s just the kinda bunchy fabric around her waist doing its job.
Ugh. I know. I’m obsessing over this story. Sorry. I’ll try and control myself after today, but I just really love Katie Couric’s statements about the Glee photos that were shot by Terry Richardson for GQ.
In the video above, Katie said during “Notebook”, “As Seth Meyers might say on Weekend Update, Really?!These very adult photos of young women who perform in a family show just seem so un-’Glee’-like. The program is already edgy in the right ways, these images don’t really — in my humble opinion — fit the ‘Glee’ gestalt. I know there are a lot of bigger problems in the world right now, but still, as Mr. Schuester might say to the club, I’m really disappointed.”
Katie’s statement kind of sums it of perfectly. Aside from how pervy feeling the images are, the mood of the photos just seemed to make a mockery of a show that’s already so celebrated. They degraded the quality of their work.
If you thought The Situation was just a pretty face with a hot body*, then you must be kicking yourself right now, huh? You must feel like a real dunce looking at this book cover that showcases such a promise of literary prowess from a man who just seconds ago you were probably imagining naked in your bedroom. Shame on you. This man has so much more to give than dazzling looks and a obscene amount of charm, and if you don’t believe me, then check out some of these excerpts from Here’s the Situation, which will be released on November 2:
On fashion: No matter what T-shirt you select, whether it’s fitted, graphic, sequined, bedazzled, crew-neck, deep-V, wifebeater, or what-have-you, it’s about being proud of who you are. If you want to bust out a deep-V that’s safety-cone orange because you think that’s your color, then wear the hell out of that fruity shirt so everybody in the club knows that nobody owns it like you do. Set the trends, don’t follow them. I wear what makes me feel good because I’m at the tip of the spear—the cutting edge of fashion that’s fresh to death.
On fist-pumping: You’ve got to beat back that beat. Battle it, bro. You can’t let it win. The deep, thumping bass seizes hold of your every corpuscle. Let the beat strip away those last vestiges of self-conscious embarrassment as you pound, pound, pound the air into rhythmic submission. Battle harder. Keep battling, dawg. Never surrender.
On haters: Whenever you attempt to do something extraordinary in your life,whenever you put yourself out there in an attempt to succeed and in turn risk falling flat on your face, there are going to be people on the sidelines second-guessing you and making fun of you as a mechanism to disguise their own fear and envy for the life they’re watching you achieve. Those people are called haters. Attention, haters: It’s been a lot longer than fifteen minutes.
I believe that last bit is deserving of an “oh, snap.”
*Pause on the sarcasm – his abs always look weird, right? Is that just me?
I’m thinking something along the lines of ‘We’re all just so pleased that we don’t have to stare at The Situation’s greasy abs today.’ Or maybe something like, ‘We eat bitches by the name of Angelina.’ I don’t know. ‘Orange!’ ‘Troll!’ ‘VEE-DEE!’
These crazy Jersey Shore kids. They’re like walking fucking Mad Libs.
I don’t think I’ve made it a secret that I love Kim Kardashian(‘s face and body and style), and though I’d rather slit my wrists than watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians or anything involving — or pertaining to — Scott Disick, I think that little Kimmy’s got it going on. She doesn’t seem dependent on the men she chooses to entertain, she’s definitely a go-getter when it comes to promoting herself, her brand, and anything she’s creatively involved with, and she seems like she’d be fun to hang with. Like, I could totally go lingerie shopping with her or just veg out on the couch, eating Ben & Jerry’s (Brownie Batter, thank you) in sweats, discussing our most sordid sexual escapades. She gets more and more attractive with age (or is it plastic surgery, I’m bad at that game), and I think she’ll be a mogul of sorts for many, many years to come.
So, yup. Happy 30th Birthday, Kim Kardashian — love you, girl!
Well i think Taylor is a slut wearing those type of clothing and i wont be surpised if she goes out and she gets raped, why the hell is she wearing those clothing? thinking she looks cool, hot?? fuck no she looks like a hooker wanting...
She. Is. Marvelous. Seriously marvelous. And super gorgeous. I am not generally a fan of short hair, on guys or girls (late ’90s men’s fashion was a nightmare for me, and I was only in middle school), but she looks so...
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