My BFF Ed threw a birthday party for his friend David last night and he ordered him the most insane cake I’ve seen with my own two eyes in actual life. I’ve seen Ace of Cakes, so I’m not even going to pretend like it was the craziest cake ever, but holy shit– it’s amazing. Good enough to share with y’all.
Ed and David are obsessed with that movie Death Becomes Her, so Ed commissioned a cake from Cake and Art in West Hollywood with their faces Photoshopped onto Isabella Rossellini and Meryl Streep Bodies.
He altered the dialogue from their favorite scene and had it printed on the cake underneath the photo:
Isn’t that the most like, next level cake you have ever seen in your life? The concept is just… bizarre and that gold icing is the goldest gold I’ve ever seen. EVAR.
And, yo! That shit was mad delicious red velvet!
Apparently Ricki Lake gets her cakes made there. Ed was naming a bunch of other celebrities that use their services as well, but Ricki Lake was really the only one that stuck. Who doesn’t love Ricki Lake?
Anywaysies, now that I know these cakes can be made, I’m demanding a She-Devil/”Mary Fisher lives in a palace by the sea” cake for my birthday. January 10th. You guys have time to plan.
As Sarah mentioned this morning, Lindsay Lohan left rehab last night for her court hearing and now she’ll be headed right back. The judge gave Lindsay no jail time and instead is sending her back to treatment, where she will be forced to stay until at least January 3rd, 2011.
TMZ reported that when the judge addressed Lindsay, she said, “You are an addict. I hope you understand that. I don’t want another train wreck.”
The actress nodded her head in agreement and said, “No, your honor. I understand. Thank you.”
Guys, I’m really, really hoping that this is what it takes to straighten her out. I miss her on Twitter. :(
This, alas, is another gorgeous Hollywood celebrity that could shave her ass and walk backwards for all I could care, and she’d be utterly gorgeous anyway. Remember when Scarlett went all avant-garde and chewed her hair into mullet oblivion? Yup. I was so alright with that, too. (I mean, on her – not on me. On me, it’d be a frigging trash-looking nightmare – all I’d be missing would be the plaid, the missing teeth, and the Dueling Banjos.)
I succumb, Scarlett, to the versatility that is your rad hair and flawless face.
Thankfully, the Parents Television Council – or, Good Morning America for that matter – wasn’t there, because – OH NOES! – super-talent Adam Lambert was caught on film kissing one of his audience members and yup, it was a boy.
Give me a break. I just honestly don’t know why people make such stinks about this kind of stuff nowadays. If boys wanna kiss boys, if girls wanna kiss girls, if they want to swap spit with both genders, so be it.
I like Adam Lambert, and I like his chutzpah. I like how he doesn’t give a fuck about what you, your state’s version of Christine O’Donnell, or your grandmother thinks. And I think that we – as a society – should be a hell of a lot more like that.
I’m so jaded, and so disappointed over this entire story and the way that it’s unfolded, that nothing will surprise me at this point. Lindsay could attempt to blow up the courthouse in a covert attempt to escape jail and I wouldn’t bat an eye. She could reveal that Michael Jackson is, in fact, alive, and has secretly been posing as ‘the bad Lindsay Lohan’ since Mean Girls. I’d say, ‘Yup, that explains so much.’ Lindsay could even actually go to jail this time – and for the entire duration of her sentence, and though that’d probably be the most jaw-dropping of all three of these possible scenarios, I’d still take it with a grain of salt. I’m even keel over this chick, and that’s sad, because it’s a waste. A waste.
Lindsay was photographed leaving rehab in the early hours of the morning to ‘prepare’ for today’s court hearing where she’ll be seen for a drug-fueled probation violation. Today, she’ll probably find out whether or not she’s being ordered back to jail for another possible thirty-day stint. Or rehab. It’s probably going to be rehab. Again. But you never know – maybe they’ll just send her on home. And wouldn’t that be the most surprising move of all?
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