Oct 25, 2010 at 06:30 am by Sarah

Because, man if you do, you’re in luck. West’s video for his new single ‘Runaway’ has hit the ‘net and the sucker’s thirty-four minutes long. That’s like a fucking sitcom! Only it stars Kanye West, and it’s got quite a lot of singing on it, so it’s also kind of like Glee maybe. But I don’t think even Glee would stoop to doing a Kanye episode, so maybe it’s actually nothing like Glee. But regardless, the video is as long as it takes me to do a load of laundry in my fancy-schmaltzy high-efficiency washer and have a cup of coffee — or two.

Seriously though, guys, there’s a few things that I’m in dire need of for this lifetime to be considered ‘successful,’ but that many minutes — in one sitting — of Kanye West? So not on the order, and I feel kind of violated that some pimply-faced cashier would even try to slip that into my grocery bag when I wasn’t looking. See what happens when you begin to get complacent? Constant vigilance!

8 Responses to “New Video Alert: Wanna See 30 Full Minutes of Kanye Rapping?”

  1. Sam Stone says:

    Nice Mad-Eye reference!

  2. Kelly says:

    Oh hey, Nicki Minaj narrates the beginning.

  3. Anonymous says:

    That was awesome.

  4. Sarah says:

    Thank you, thank you, Sam. :) Mad-Eye is definitely one of li-tra-choor’s great characters!

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  7. Jay Rock says:

    i love kanye’s music but his latest album cover is very TWISTED. i wasnt feeling it, i am glad they actually banned it.

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