I heard a few days ago that Avril Lavigne was chosen to be the cover model on Maxim for November’s upcoming issue and my only thought was ‘why.’ Just a simple, all-encompassing ‘why.’ Avril hasn’t even released any radio-worthy music lately — not that any of her previous stuff, like Sk8er Boi, was ever REALLY radio-worthy in my humblest and most respectful of opinions, but it just goes to show you that there’s a market for everything in this crazy, mixed-up world we live in.
Lavigne, who recently split with former Sum 41 husband Deryck Whibley, seemed to care more about being the drunkest citizen in all of Canada than taking care of her marriage, and dating Brody Jenner (yes, the two are still fucking) did nothing for her already gross and tarnished reputation as it were.
So, to me? The ‘why’ response seemed rather justified. So I wrote it off as a non-story, and I didn’t even bother filling you guys in to a full degree about the details of her magazine photo shoot. However? I came across the cover this morning and checked it out thoroughly — my lifelong best friend always loved Avril, and always admired her body and her looks (which I always LOLed over, ’cause my friend is so much hotter) — and realized the caliber of people that would choose Avril to grace the cover of their magazine. Read: ones that can publish millions and millions of copies of concrete, made-of-paper magazines, and not proofread the spelling on its cover.
(Check out the left upper-hand ‘Avril Rock’s!’)
So, Avril, what, owns a pet rock? And clearly said rock has ownership over something? Something interesting, perhaps? Like the little gremlin that hangs out in Avril’s dirty ear, who tells her to do these odd, fucked up, ‘look at me I’m dahhrunk!’ things? And so the rock is important enough to be a point of discussion in the upcoming edition?
Well fuck. Mythbusters here I come.
They proofread. And apparently have a better grasp on grammar that you. The ‘apostrophe s’ is intended to show possession.
It actually says “Rock’s Sexiest Bad Girl Exposed” …
thoroughly…yeah, sarah? isn’t this post just a tiny little bit embarassing for you?
I think it means ” Avril : Rock’s Sexiest bad girl exposed ” , As in she IS Rock’s , not that SHE Rocks . Which she doesn’t , but that’s a whole different story :)
well, now that posting seems to work again, at least 4 people have beaten me to it. *shrugs*
I can’t stand that girl either, though, so I understand your desperate need to find something actually wrong with the people who have shoved her on the cover.
uh, so yeah. i guess everyone pointed out that little grammar “mistake” that you spotted, sarah.
i’m pretty sure that maxim triple checks its (no apostrophe!) cover before it hits the shelves. it’s just an irony how you spot these grammar “gaffes” while not noting that evil beet has been rife of grammar errors ever since a lot of “editors” came in.
Hahahaha. Ohhhh Sarah. Poor thing.
Heh. Yeah… What? Mayyyyybe one could look at that and think for a moment it’s a typo, but then wouldn’t that lead to thoughts like ” wait a minute this is a major magazine, I should reread that, maybe I read it wrong.” Cuz ya did, read it wrong, that is. Dumdum
Ummm…where do her private parts begin?
Avril Lavigne is on the cover because millions of people love Avril, just like I do. – I’ll take Avril Lavigne over, Katy Perry, Lady Gagme, Christina Aguilera, Beyonce, Taylor Swift, Britney Spears, Madonna any day of the week.
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Facepalm. Evilbeet used to be such an entertaining gossip site! Every day it gets worse. The only reason I ever supported EB was because of the brilliance that was Sasha, and now Molls. But these days, we get bombarded by ads and popups, for what reason?? To read terrible misinformed crap? Like, I get that it’s Avril Lavigne.. homegirl’s pretty easy to make fun of, but seriously?? Rock’s sexiest bad girl! What is there to not understand? Why should we have to suffer through pointless babble because someone couldn’t grasp simple headline format?
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