In a move that shocked all of America last night (OK, well not all of America, being that they’re the ones who vote for this shit), Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino was voted off of Dancing With the Stars.
While I’ve never been a huge Sitch fan, I have to commend him for acting like a normal human being whilst on the show, and not letting his real (fake?) self show through. Though I thought he was going to be kept on a bit longer than he was, sheerly out of the public’s curiosity to see how long he could act like a man and not a sex ape, I have to say that I’m glad that he’s gone now. Why? Because now he can officially — and on the record — start boning Karina Smirnoff, ’cause we all know that that’s what this has all been about the entire time anyway.
Let the fuckery begin!