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Love It Or Leave It: Ashlee Simpson-Wentz Goes Back to Her Roots

photo of ashlee simpson-wentz with blonde hair pictures new hairstyle

Well, look. One of the faux-punk princesses of the early 2000s has gone back to her roots, so to speak. Ashlee Simpson-Wentz, a born blonde and she who also achieved her weird sort of fame as a blonde, has gotten rid of the ‘edgy’ black that’s been her token ‘do since she decided that she wanted to be the darker half of the Simpson sisters and marry odd people like Pete Wentz.

Naturally, because Pete seems like such a front-putting, appearance-loving troll, there could be trouble brewing in paradise. Ashlee clearly looks so much less emo with her pretty blonde feathers, and that’s not what Petey’s all about.

What is he about, you ask? Well, I’ll tell you. Flat irons, black eyeliner, My Chemical Romance, and cigarettes. I think before long Susy Sunshine’s going to start to grate on his nerves, and then he’ll start grating on his nerves, too. With a teardrop-covered razorblade.

At any rate, Ashlee, I like it.  Just don’t expect a Pieces of Me revival anytime soon.  Those days are long gone.

5 CommentsLeave a comment

  • Making jokes about cutting yourself is SO CLEVER AND WITTY. Congratulations on your obvious writing talent.

  • No offense, but maybe try doing a little research on fashion trends in that particular genre. Pixie cuts are in and dyed blondes are popping up everywhere while black hair is fading out. I doubt he has any problems with her new look.

  • he even tweeted about it

    “http://twitpic.com/2x2rym – Yah fam headed out tonight stoked! Cute hair mama!”

  • I’m not exactly a Pete Wentz fan, or a fan of Ashlee’s, for that matter, but what exactly crawled up your butt and died?

    I’m with Anonymous, there, jokes about cutting are a really low blow. Hope the weather up there on your high horse is pleasant.

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