More Photos of Miranda Kerr Carrying Orlando Bloom’s Sure-To-Be-Gorgeous Child
Oct 01, 2010 at 08:29 am by Sarah

photo of victoria's secret model miranda kerr and husband orlando bloom pregnant pictures

Yup. The cutest pregnant woman of all time, and one of the hottest male actors in history. You can’t tell me that this child won’t be genetically blessed with looks, talent and sophistication.  Because if you do?  You’re just talking out your ass.

Miranda was photographed yesterday in NYC with husband Orlando Bloom (and a Balenciaga bag, thanks), who looked every bit the doting dad already. I’m just a bucket of blubbering, quivering emotion over here at the sight of Bloom reaching his hand out to guide his heavy-with-child goddess of a wife up over the nasty old cracked curb, the love in Miranda’s eyes apparent as she silently gloats that this fine piece of man is all hers.

I mean, fuck. Wouldn’t you*?

*The answer is yes. It isn’t a trick question — in fact, there is no other answer.

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One Response to “More Photos of Miranda Kerr Carrying Orlando Bloom’s Sure-To-Be-Gorgeous Child”

  1. Casey says:
    October 1, 2010 at 12:17 pm

    I agree absolutely with everything you said. With the minor correction that they were in Paris, not NYC.

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