And this here promo looks amazing.  It looks like we’re going to see a remake of sorts of Britney’s “… Baby One More Time” video (there’s a link for you, just because the video never fails to throw me right back to middle school, and I don’t want to be alone there) and there’s even a glimpse of that iconic big ol’ yellow snake.  I don’t see any references to busted weaves though, so I guess they’re keeping it classic.

If you guys watched the season premiere last night, then hopefully you’ll understand why my personal dreams for the Britney episode involve Artie soulfully singing “From the Bottom of My Broken Heart” to Tina and, on a slightly more realistic note, I would love to see Quinn sing “Lucky,” what with her going back to being popular and thus kind of a bitch.  Or Kurt could sing “Dear Diary” about that new quarterback with the ridiculous lips.

You see, there are really so many possibilities.  Glee is all about dreaming big, guys.  Heed their musical words.

Did anyone catch Fitty’s odd-assed Tweet from yesterday, apparently about blowjobs? Because I did. And for the life of me, I couldn’t figure out what he was really saying, where he was going with it, or if he was even sober at the time of said Tweet.  I mean, does one really refer to girls that they want to fuck as ‘bitches’ these days?  Isn’t that, like, sooo 1994 or whatever?

A lot of people think that 50 is taking it to the streets (of Twitter) in search of a lady love, Some people think he’s looking for a girlfriend. Me? I think he’s just losing it.  Because if he really thinks that a popsicle is really a perk of fellatio for a ‘bitch,’ he’s kinda mistaken.  But maybe that’s just me.

So Courtney Love was photographed at last night’s New York premiere of Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps for some reason or another. I can’t imagine why she’d be there; I mean, she hasn’t been a ‘relevant’ actress since The People Vs. Larry Flynt, that which she actually won an award for, but hey. I guess everyone’s gotta do something with their evenings, and this definitely beats the hell out of staying in like a crazy recluse that eats fried dandelions, lines up their pewter elephant collection every three-and-a-half hours on the dot and uses Twitter as a personal therapist.

So, yeah. Looking good, Court, and keep up the sanity public appearances.

Are you surprised? No? OK, then, me either. Because really, I wasn’t. After making the stupid comment heard ’round the world (except in Germany, because they evidently still love him), “It’s OK, I’m still a big star in Germany,” or something, David Hasselhoff was removed from Dancing With the Stars.

Did you watch the show? Were you surprised? Do you think that the remaining contestants heaved a sigh of relief, and not because they weren’t the ones sent home? If you weren’t watching before, will you start now that the Big D is gone?

Paris Hilton was contractually obligated to greet fans and unveil her fall/winter accessory line with her sister Nicky in Tokyo this week, but it looks like the heiress wont get much further than the airport hotel.

Common sense would tell you that someone who’s currently under probation for drug charges wouldn’t be allowed to travel internationally, yet for some reason it didn’t occur to Paris or her people that Japanese authorities wouldn’t welcome her into their country with open arms.

From People:

“Paris Hilton was delayed by immigration authorities at a Japanese airport this evening after arriving for business obligations planned many months earlier,” her spokesperson tells PEOPLE. “Paris was contractually bound to her business trip and didn’t want to let down her brands and many Asian fans. She intended on fulfilling her contract and is trying hard to do the responsible thing, but this is beyond her control. She is very disappointed by tonight’s events.”

Doesn’t it just totally suck when life catches up to you? Ugh.

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It seems like everyone in the world has had enough of Mel Gibson after the release of those awful tapes and the antisemitic rants he let loose on a cop after his DUI arrest a couple years ago, but not his recent co-star Jodie Foster.

Mel and Jodie just finished wrapping The Beaver, a film that’s yet to receive a release date (hmmm, wonder why that may be), and says that her co-star is a wonderful person that’s going through a rough time. The actress was quoted as saying, “When you love a friend, you don’t abandon them when they are struggling. Of course, Mel is an undeniably gifted actor and director, and ‘The Beaver’ is one of his most powerful and moving performances. But more importantly, he is and has been a true and loyal friend. I hope I can help him get through this dark moment.”

Jodie’s defense of her friend seems a bit misguided. If Mel’s bad behavior could be chalked up entirely to a substance abuse problem, then her statement makes sense. However, Mel has shown time and again that whatever substance abuse issue he has only fuels his real issue: he’s a bigot and a complete pig. He’s attacked women, African Americans and Jews. I can’t imagine that his hatred excludes homosexuals like Jodie and her partner and it’s surprising to me that she wouldn’t make that connection herself.

Point is: Mel Gibson’s still an asshole. Sorry, Jodes.