Have you seen our sixteen-year-old girlfriend’s latest photo shoot, modeling sister Lindsay’s 6126 clothing line? I don’t know what appalls me more — the fact that Ali Lohan is parading around looking like a drugged-out flapper in cheap lace, or the fact that the clothing line itself sucks so hard. Both kind of put a funny feeling in my stomach, and not like the one that you used to get climbing the rope in gym class. Because that wasn’t in your stomach.
I mean, I get that these photos (and this clothing on a sixteen-year-old) might be appropriate in the Lohan household, but in real life, guys? Three words: ‘what,’ ‘the,’ and ‘fuck.’
You want to hear something crazy? I’ve never seen a single episode of Mad Men. I know, I know, bizarre, right? The show seems right up my alley — kitschy, retro production design, fabulous wardrobes, ‘manly’ men, the goddess Christina Hendricks (oh, and my once-nemesis, January Jones), and yeah. Never saw it. Knowing me, I’ll probably get into it in the last season it airs or something, because that’s usually how I roll. I’m a big fan of Kiefer Sutherland and 24, but I didn’t even watch that show until it was in its second-to-last season. But hey. I guess everyone’s got their flaws, right? I totally make up for it in other ways, thanks.
Anyway, Jon Hamm, who is also known as Don Draper in Mad Men, was photographed yesterday afternoon in LA looking, dare I say it, absolutely fuckable.
Anyway, yup Jon Hamm. Thanks for making my morning totally hot. Happy Friday!
Dunno if you guys knew that about me or not. Big Harry Potter fan. Huge, huge nerd about it, too. Like, I’m just two small steps shy from writing fan fiction (OK, no, I crossed a line there, and I’m sorry — I’d never write fanfic, alright? We still friends?). But I constantly reread the books, over and over again. Right now I’m on Order of the Phoenix for the 7,482nd time.
So anyway, here’s the second trailer for the last film (which will be broken into two installments), Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. I don’t know where I was when they released the first trailer, ’cause I was kind of taken aback at the fact that this was, indeed, trailer #2, but regardless — it’s fabulous and I cannot wait for the movie.
Portia de Rossi has legally changed her name, but not to something cool like Portia de Batman, which is what I would have changed it to if I were her.
Nope, Portia has just taken on the last name of her wife, Ellen DeGeneres and will now legally be known as “Portia Lee James DeGeneres”.
The couple married back in 2008 and are famously dedicated to one another. Congratulations to both of them for taking this next step.
There’s no word yet on whether or not Portia will also be taking this name professionally (a la Courteney Cox-Arquette), but that would be totally dope.
Celebrities who could be mistaken for hobos — the best line I’ve read all week. [Pajiba]
Katy Perry, boobs, boobs, boobs, and uh, more boobs. [Zelda Lily]
Yup. Ashton Kutcher has officially supposedly hit this. [Allie is Wired]
Because I practically peed, I can’t even think of a catchy headline for this one. It’s a (new) photo of Britney’s weave. And it’s a must-fucking-see. [Amy Grindhouse]
An exclusive interview with Jennifer Hudson on her fabulous weight loss and Cheaters [Betty Confidential]
M.I.A. in Toronto looking … fierce, I guess. That’s what they say, right? [OMGBlog]
Matt LeBlanc doesn’t give a crap about Joey Tribbiani any more than you do. Or wait. I mean, anymore than I do. [Celebrity Smack Blog]
Michael Douglas has been battling throat cancer and the actor has been speaking publicly about his disease. In his most recent interview, Michael said that he believes his cancer was brought upon by the stress he’s been dealing with in both his public and private life.
Michael said, “This type of cancer can be brought on by alcohol and tobacco abuse and by a certain type of sexually transmitted reason, but I look on it as stress. I’ve had a pretty stressful year on a number of fronts, some of which were public and some of which weren’t.”
Of course he is at least partially referring to the arrest and conviction of his son Cameron who plead guilty to drug charges earlier this year and was sentenced to five years in prison.
The NY Post also points out that Michael had a cancer scare back in 2004 when his brother died from drug and alcohol use. Perhaps there is something to his theory…
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