And how long did you really expect to hold out until something like this happened? Another few years? Months? Weeks? Days?
Naturally, since Lindsay is apparently derailing as we speak, in spite of her recent jail stint and court-ordered rehab stay visit, photographs have been brought to public knowledge and they all show her holding a syringe above her arm, apparently about to inject an unnamed substance.
X17 has run across various photos, all grainy in quality, but almost indisputably Lindsay Lohan (you can just tell by girlfriend’s body language), featuring the actress/singer/model/clothing designer/life flunkie in various compromising positions such as the aforementioned syringe pose, and making out with another woman who appears to be Paris Hilton.
Though I’m sure Lindsay’s camp will come out and say something in her defense over the photos (i.e., ‘Lindsay suffered amnesia around the time that Paris Hilton was her friend and didn’t know what she was doing,thankfully,’ or ‘Lindsay’s diabetic, don’t you know, and likes to pose provocatively with her insulin syringes ’cause it makes her look badass’), they’re still pretty horrifying regardless.
So, my question — riskier behavior: messing around with injectable drugs, or licking the inside of Paris Hilton’s mouth? It’s your call, guys.
Remember this photo? Where Courtney actually looked pretty good and not so jacked? Mm-hmm. Everyone thought that she’d undergone some sort of plastic surgery or, at best, podding, but at the rumors, Courtney waggles her finger and says, ‘Oh no, girlfriend.’
So why does Courtney Love look so … clean as of late? Meditation and chanting. Yup. Of course. Courtney claims:
“I used Tony Robbins’ concerto of modeling from people who are good influences on me,” she tells Us Magazine. “I try to keep the negative people out of my life. [And] no prescription meds!”
But most of all, Courtney says that it’s love that’s rejuvenated her looks:
“I’m in a love thing. Loving myself, foremost – trying anyway – and chanting [and meditating] as always.”
Whatever you’ve gotta tell yourself, lady. You look pretty good; I’ll give you that. But don’t try to pretend that you haven’t gotten some professional ‘freshening.’ It’s just not going to go over well with the people who actually do naturally look OK after a lifetime of drugs, alcohol, and alter-egos.
David Beckham had just finished up playing a game with the LA Galaxy (does anyone else always forget that he plays for the States/that soccer exists?) when a “fan” shouted out “STOP WITH THE PROSTITUTES!”
Instead of continuing to walk into the locker room, he turned around and approached the fan, and was all, “Say it to my face! Say it to my face!”
There’s not a whole lot to say about this other than I found this kind of fascinating to watch. Becks doesn’t even look like he’s denying the dude’s accusation, he just looks like he wants to beat the crap out of him. Too bad he didn’t. The dude was out of line and that would have made today so much more interesting.
The paparazzi caught Lindsay Lohan leaving the Arclight Theater last night around 2 A.M., which is kinda funny because homegirl’s expected to check back into rehab today. The movies, girl! You should have been at the movies for the last three weeks! It’s so nicely air conditioned in there and the Arclight is really comfortable and wonderful theater experience overall.
But what I really want to know is what she saw. I checked the Arclight movie times, and the best bet is Wall Street or Waiting for Superman. The Town was only two hours, so unless she hung out in the lobby for an hour, I doubt she saw that.
She should have seen Easy A. It was adorable and hilarious and so well-written. It kind of reminded me of Mean Girls, actually.
Ok, this is a clip from an episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live that aired last week, so I’m a few days late in showing this to you guys. And I apologize for that, I really do. But I’m here with it now, and I think that’s what really matters.
Zach showed up to promote his new movie, It’s Kind of a Funny Story(which comes out October 8th and should also be fantastic), and Snooki showed up to promote her drunken lifestyle or that wildly popular show she’s on or something, I’m not too clear on that part. Anyway, Zach said that he doesn’t watch Jersey Shore because he’s a “grown man,” but that he did meet “Snorki” backstage, and she “had a stepladder and kissed me everywhere.” He sticks around for Snooki’s interview though, and in the above clip, you can watch Snooki tell Zach that all he needs is some GTL. And that is insane.
It’s always nice when two things that you love come together. It’s like that time that I found out two good friends from different parts of my life knew each other, or that time that I put strawberry schnapps in my hot chocolate. It’s the little things in life that make you smile, that’s the lesson for today. Well, that and “if you dedicate your early twenties to being a hot mess, you can be famous and go on late night shows and hang out with cool people like Zach Galifianakis.” I think they’re equally important lessons.
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