Conan O’Brien is coming back to TV on November 8th and today he released this video announcement of his show name. You can watch the kind of rambly video above or just read the part I transcribed for you:

For months, I have been bombarded with calls from the media demanding to know the name of my new show. “Conan, what’s the name of your new show? What’s the name of your new show? [inaudible and slightly offensive Italian American impression,]” That was one Italian guy who wanted to know. Good pizza.

Anywho, they want to know and I’ve got the answer. I’ve spent millions of dollars. I’ve had media research companies. Uh, we’ve had thousands of people working around the clock and we have got it, drum roll please…. That’s more of a cat purring, sorry, annnnndddd BANG! There it is. “Conan”. Simple and pure like the man himself.

Actually, this N looks like a W. “Conaw”. “Conaw”. Coming to TBS. I have to stick with that now because we’re only doing one take.

Of course the show will be called “Conan”. I can’t imagine that there would be a better name. Actually, The Aftermath with Conan O’Brien would be good, too.

Any other show title suggestions for CoCo? You know he reads this site and considers our opinions, right?

Or he might have been cheating on her for a while and just now got caught.  Or he might have done nothing, because this story was originally published in Star. Anything’s possible, but since Ashton hasn’t been looking too happy lately, and since many people have always said that Ashton would eventually cheat, I’m going to go ahead and believe that there may be at least a grain of truth to this story.

Here’s the original report from Star:

Their 15-year age gap always made Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore seem like an unlikely match. And now, just five years after getting married, the couple’s relationship is in danger of falling apart as Star breaks the bombshell news that the actor was caught cheating with a sexy, young 20-something. In the Sept. 13 issue of Star, on sale today, we report that an eyewitness saw the Punk’d mastermind kissing and groping a hot young blonde by an out-of-the-way bathroom at Italian restaurant Madeo in L.A.

“Ashton had this gorgeous girl pinned against the wall, and he was totally making out with her,” an eyewitness, who was on his way to the restroom tells Star. “I was shocked to see him sucking face with a girl who obviously wasn’t Demi.”

When Demi learns the truth of about the steamy session — which Ashton’s rep denied — it will be her worst fear come true.

“All along, Demi was told it would never work, that he’s going to cheat,” a friend tells Star. “When she finds out that it happened, she’ll be devastated.”

What do you guys think?  Is Ashton still so in love with Demi, or is he gearing up to be another Tiger Woods?

Anne Hathaway debuts what she’d look like with a short pixie-ish cut on the set of a new movie. Her rep states that the cropped look is just for the movie — and it’s just a wig — and after looking at it for a few minutes, I went cross-eyed I decided I was unsure of whether or not I dug it. I’m all for short styles on women — Emma Watson, I think, looks amazing — but this kind of short style reminds me of the haircut that I ended up with in sixth grade when my grandmother took me for a “day of beauty” at her hair salon.

Things did not turn out well.

“I think I will be the most dressed [contestant and have] the most modest outfits for sure because that’s who I am.”

Bristol Palin on her role in the forthcoming season of Dancing With the Stars. Because, you know, all of the outfits are so terribly whorey as it were. And everyone pays attention to the contestants’ scantily-clad bodies and not, you know, the actual dancing part of the show.

We get it, Brisol, we get it. You’re the reformed virgin, and you’re trying really hard to amend your mistakes in your mother’s eyes. But it’s alright, girl. Everyone’s too busy paying attention to your baby daddy’s run for Governor to worry about whatever the hell you decide to wear while you dance. It’s as simple as that.