Quick rant: We’ve talked a little bit about how Miley Cyrus is currently filming a movie called LOL: Laughing Out Loud, but can we talk about how lame that movie title is? In a world where we’re making movies about Facebook, do we really need to subtitle a film called LOL “Laughing Out Loud”? Wouldn’t you say that if someone is going to go see a movie starring Miley Cyrus that they most likely already know what “LOL” means in Internet-speak? And if they’re just finding out what it means from a movie title, wouldn’t you think that they’re maybe somewhat of a lost cause? How long has the old Elle Oh Elle been floating around out there in our universe? Upwards of a decade?
ANNNNYYYYWAY! We showed you pictures of Miley getting her freak on at the club, so now I’ll show you some photos of Miley getting her flirt on in a puddle. The dude she’s with, Douglas Booth, is her LOL co-star and supposedly her new boyfriend. The two were snapped filming a scene for the movie and yeah, it looks like they’re pretty close.
And speaking of LOLs and Douglas Booth, how completely tragic is that dude’s name? “Douglas Booth” sounds like a fictional nerd’s name. Sadface.
The second part of the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion was on Bravo last night and it was absolute mayhem. Now, look: You guys know at this point that I’m not shy about swear words and harsh language. In fact, one might say that I am limited to using swear words and harsh language, so you know that if I thought Kim G.’s mouth was completely foul last night, it had to be pretty bad.
Here’s the thing with Kim G., though. It’s not just the words coming out of her mouth. It’s the eff’d up juxtaposition of her sitting there in a silk dress and pearls while screaming profanities at a piece of trash on the couch across from her. It’s hard to imagine that a woman of such high class and dignity could be bothered to respond to someone like Danielle, let alone in such an animalistic and visceral fashion. Oh, wait. That’s right. Kim G. is a skunk in a mink jacket. She’s still the rodent she was born to be, she just managed to land a husband who would stick her in a nice setting and drape her in some decent clothes.
There wasn’t a whole lot of actual resolution on last night’s finale. There was this moment, where Danielle attempted to play nicenice with Jacqueline and Teresa…
but it doesn’t look like their resolutions will stick. Not that it really matters now that we’re Danielle-free for Season 3.
Ugh. Let’s aim for something a little more classy next year, ladies.
Terry Richardson is about as cool as Jared Leto (and I don’t mean that in a good way, either). And here is a photo of the two of them, hamming up together. [OMGBlog]
Guess who’s the worst celebrity female role model out there — Hint: it’s not Lindsay Lohan, believe it or not. [Celebrity Smack Blog]
Justin Bieber and Jaden Smith do a dance-off. Guess who won. [Earsucker]
It looks like old buddy old pal Levi Johnston (the Levi Johnston who’s running for mayor of Wasilla, AK) might have a problem winning that whole pesky “popular vote” thing when it comes to his possible run for Wasilla mayor. And why? Probably because the entire state hates him, and that might not even be counting the citizens of Wasilla, who’s opinion kinda matters.
A poll was taken by Public Policy Polling and it shows that Johnston is the Most Unpopular Person in “politics” according to the people of Alaska. Who was the previous winner? None other than the philandering politician, John Edwards. That takes some seriously steel gonads to steal such a title from such a revered man, so little Levi must be taking this one to heart and running with it. Or from it, if he was actually somewhat smart, but I don’t think he’d understand that kind of credibility anyway — so I’m not gonna open that can of worms.
The good news? 6% of Alaskans view Johnston in a favorable light. So, for Levi’s sake, let’s hope that 6% is the entire population of Wasilla. I mean, stranger things have happened, right?
Lady Gaga is taking the meat department music world by storm, taking risks with fashion and totally killing it every time. I mean, obviously. It’d be kind of hard to walk around carrying live cow meat on your back for a photo shoot. Unless you were strong like ox, not unlike Lady Gaga. Of course she might be able to pull that off.
I don’t know, guys. I never got into the whole Gaga rage, and I’m still not seeing what the big deal is about, but the more I see of her doing these stupid publicity stunts with androgynous alter-egos and undercooked meat*, the less I like her. Which isn’t saying much — I promise.
I knew there was a reason I don’t eat red meat.
*Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness.
Tell me that doesn’t look like someone in the throes of E, and I’ll laugh at you for not knowing the signs. I’m kidding. Not only have I never taken E, I don’t think I’ve ever been around someone on E, but I’ve heard they’re rather … fun.
Anyway, Miley Cyrus is in France filming her latest movie LOL, which features the underage star drinking, smoking, doing drugs, and losing her virginity — and that’s just in the movie. God knows what she’s doing in real life, especially in old Paree. I’ve heard that young girls do strange things when they’re on holiday in Paris, because Paris is, like, the most romantic city on the face of the earth to them dontyouknow.
Regardless. This girl’s definitely on something, I’m sticking to that. Maybe it’s E, maybe it’s “just alcohol,” but either way, she’s fucked way up. Hannah Montana forever, motherfuckers.
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