Speaking of Kanye, he’s continued to make strides toward making nice with Taylor Swift after he crashed her VMA acceptance speech last year, but they’re not exactly having the desired effect.

Kanye said he wanted to work on a song with Taylor and that he’d actually already written something for her to perform, which he obviously considers to be extremely generous offer. Kanye has the biggest ego in the game.

Thing is, homegirl writes her own music and considers his offer to be an insult. A friend of Taylor was reported as saying, “It’s just another insult that this fool thinks she would sing a song he wrote. His ego is out of control. If anything, Kanye should be singing a song that Taylor wrote, not the other way around. As far as Taylor is concerned, he can take his song and shove it.”

It doesn’t seem likely that Kanye will “shove” anything any time soon (prostitutes into a jacuzzi maybe, but certainly not the “it” that Taylor’s friend speaks of), but if his head wasn’t submerged so deep inside of his own ass, he would have remembered that Taylor’s obviously a songwriter. No doi, bro. She can’t even sing, Kanye. Sounding familiar?

So, yeah. I wouldn’t count on any epic “Taylor Swift and Kanye West ‘We’re Totally Cool Now’” performances at the VMAs tomorrow.

The last season of the immeasurably influential talk show, The Oprah Winfrey Show, is ushering in its farewell season and promising bigger and better surprises than ever. Well, considering that Oprah’s already given away homes, cars, vacations, educations and refrigerators with televisions built in, I’m dying to see how she plans on topping it.

This is a speculation post. Let’s try and spoil the surprise for ourselves, OK? What do you think Oprah’s planning on giving away as her “biggest surprise ever”? I’m thinking it’s a How Stella Got Her Groove Back-style getaway for an audience full of downtrodden females. Or maybe she bought up a bunch of homes to give away to those who had theirs taken away due to foreclosure. Perhaps everyone’s going to get a week with JOHN TRAAAAA-VOOOOOOOLLLL-TAAAAAAAA!

What do you think she has in store for us?

See all those people? All of those people are merely following Kanye West down the streets of New York City. No, this isn’t a video shoot or a publicity stunt. And the best part? Kanye responded to this parade of fans by leading it with a dance, which you can see in the gallery.

And while we’re on the topic of people doing whack shit at the VMAs and not really paying for it, any predictions about who’s going to be this year’s Kanye at tomorrow’s VMAs?

Frankie Jonas, the youngest Jonas Brother and the only bro who’s not a member of the famed trio, was doing press for his new movie Camp Rock 2, when reporters asked him which of his brothers are his favorites. Normally young Disney stars are groomed to keep their mouth shut when it comes to anything even remotely controversial, but like a young, male Miley Cyrus, Frankie failed to filter out the unpleasant.

According to the nine year old, his brother Nick is his favorite. Ya know? The diabetic one who used to bone Miley and Selena Gomez? Then it’s Joe, the one who used to get with Taylor Swift and Demi Lovato. Frankie ranked his brother Kevin, the one with the mean wife, last. Hmm, could it be an age thing (Frankie seems to like his youngest older brothers best), or is there some tension between the oldest and youngest JoBros?

Tyler Shields recently did a photo shoot with Laguna Beach and The Hills star Kristin Cavallari. Tyler is known for getting famous women to do pretty wild things for his camera (remember when he was arrested with these ladies?) and these photos are no exception. The hottest pics are in the gallery, ’cause they weren’t totally suitable for the front page of the site.

I know, I know. Who wants to see a bunch of pictures of some reality famewhore acting like a skankbag for some celeb photographer’s lens? Whatever. Feel free to hate her because I can love her enough for all of us.

It’s pretty much a known fact that Beyonce is the fiercest Knowles sister/human being to ever live, but we should all pay a little bit more attention to her little sister Solange. Obviously she’s easy to write off– why would anyone care about the main girl from Destiny’s Child’s sister?– but you probably should pay attention. In all the ways that Beyonce is untouchable, Solange is totally accessible. She got pregnant early in life, she’s not too into high fashion, she likes cool music, she’s kinda funny on Twitter. And she’s got the bomb style. Just check out these photos from her recent shoot with Honey.