And no, it’s not because ex-husband Dean Sheremet was actually gay, sorry to quash those rumors … for today.

LeAnn, the female half of the Eddie Cibrian-LeAnn Rimes affair — OK, wait, let me reiterate: LeAnn, the blonde half of the Eddie Cibrian-LeAnn Rimes affair (ah, much better) reached out recently to Shape magazine about — what else — her affair with a then-married co-star, Eddie Cibrian, and why she did it:

“I understand why people are disappointed in me, especially since I grew up as America’s sweetheart. I think any relationship is hard to get out of, and I don’t think the way I did it was right … I did one of the most selfish things that I possibly could do, in hurting someone else.”

As to how she let her vulva get the best of her:

“It wasn’t a fulfilling marriage for either of us [LeAnn and Dean]. As we got older, we grew apart.”

But don’t worry, y’all; she’s learned from this experience, and girlfriend has grown. Live with love and grow from love or whatever the fuck, I guess.

“There are lessons in it for me to learn … The most important thing [is] cultivating strength from rough situations. After going through this, I know I can face anything.”

OK. Is it going to be, like, next year, and we’re still going to be hearing about this affair and exactly how it unfolded time and time again? Is this going to be the catalyst of the prophets’ end of days? 2012 is fast-approaching … and yes, if you’re wondering, I do think Le Ann can continue in this vein for the next year and a half.

Snooki (who I believe is staying at The London Hotel in Los Angeles because of those mirrors on the wall behind her, don’taskmehowIknowthat), decided to pass the time by doing a little bit of a lip dub and posting it on YouTube. Because she’s singing along to Britney Spears’ “Sometimes”, there’s a licensing issue and the video can’t be embedded. You can see it right here.  Predictably, the results are somewhat mortifying.

Look, I’m all about the “just a girl and her webcam” thing (uh, hello), but for some reason these types of videos make me stuff my face in a pillow and not come up until I’m sure it’s over. And I kinda sorta love Snooki, ya know?

But don’t take my embarrassment as the final word. Peep the video yourself. If you can manage to survive the first ten seconds, maybe you’ll wind up getting a laugh out of it.

Quick! Pass this one around the office before everyone’s already seen it and you look like a lame-o. It’s the best new blog to come out of the Tumblr Meme Factory since SelleckWaterfallSandwich: FacesOfTheLastSeasonOfOprah.

Yes, the audience member’s faces (and often the O-Lady’s faces) are one of the best parts of watching Oprah. It’s the mixture of excitement and being in the presence of a legend that melts people’s brains into puddles of silly mush. It’s not just the last season’s faces that should be celebrated, either. You ever seen the OJ verdict episode of Oprah? One million SNL characters could be born from the facial expressions dropped in that studio that day.

Anyway, enjoy. And keep your shit together.

OK, so I was admittedly clueless up until twenty minutes ago about the fact that Gabourey Sidibe’s mom, Alice Tan Ridley, is not only one of those subway performers in New York, but that she was just a contestant on America’s Got Talent. You’d think it would be deemed unfair for the parent of a celebrity to compete in that sort of competition, but she was just voted off last week. (This all supports my theory that Khloe Kardashian is genuinely a valuable member of society and she’s not famous just because of Kim, BTW.)

But I guess this Alice lady is talented or something because it’s being reported today that an anonymous celebrity has hired her to perform at their wedding on a private island off of Puerto Rico and the Dominican Republic. Alice told RadarOnline, “I cannot say who it is but it will be fun to sing for them on their special day.”

Uh, well… Good for her, I guess? But can we speculate about who the mystery celeb could possibly be now? Who is engaged now, the type to get married on a private island AND hire the chick who played Precious’ real-life mother to sing at their wedding?

Photos via TMZ

We haven’t really heard a lot about Mel Gibson lately.  He’s a racist, mysoginistic dick, that’s been a pretty solid theme throughout the summer.  With that in mind, I guess it makes sense that Mel would want to take extra precaution to see that he’s not recognized when he goes about his business.  These photos are of one such disguise.

I’m going to give this a solid C.  And C is average, you guys, it’s nothing to be ashamed about.  I just don’t think there’s anything impressive about slapping on a mustache and telling yourself that it will make you unrecognizable.  I might pull the old “I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed” line, but that would be a lie, because I am both mad and disappointed.  Mel’s done a good few movies, and he can’t be bothered to get a little creative?  It takes maybe five minutes to apply a prosthetic nose, a good ten minutes to carefully shave off your eyebrows and draw new ones on, and perhaps thirty seconds to pull on a good lucha libre mask.  Fuck you, Mel Gibson.  I hope you’re allergic to that spirit gum and your face gets so inflamed that you have trouble making those disgusting angry panting noises that you seem so fond of.  I’m knocking you down to a D.

And where were you? ‘Cause if you weren’t there, then you weren’t really anywhere, now, were you.

Three of VS’s hottest, Adriana Lima, Lily Aldridge, and Candice Swanepoel, were photographed yesterday promoting the brand and mugging the hell out of the cameras for everyone in sight. Oh, and they were also promoting the release of the new VS fragrance, Bombshell. But I’m sure no one noticed that a bit.

Ah, to be a Victoria’s Secret model.