It’s not really a secret that lengthy relationships run the risk of getting a little boring. Fortunately, Brad Pitt and George Clooney are on that tip, and they also know where to go to get a discreet, professional third party to add some excitement to their – oh, wait. It’s just a prank. They just hire each other male escorts as a prank. Well, fuck.
Here’s the story from Life & Style via Celebitchy:
One perk to being an A-lister is being able to pull pranks on your famous friends that mere mortals could never get away with.
Life & Style’s Scene Queens have learned that the prank wars between Brad Pitt and George Clooney have escalated to where both men are spending thousands to one up each other.
Their latest practical joke is downright naughty!
“Brad and George are sending each other an endless stream of male escorts while each is on set,” an insider tells the Scene Queens. “They will pay them in advance on a credit card to make sure the escort shows up.”
The battle between the two of them has been ongoing for years.
“A few years ago Brad offered a $1,000 to people to get them to pee in the vents George Clooney’s car,” an insider tells the Scene Queens. “George came right back and offered $5,000 to pepper spray Brad’s car and paint it orange.”
Life & Style can call this a prank all they want to, but as usual, I’m just going to believe what I want. And I choose to believe that these special prostitute visits are signs of sexy experimental love. And you can tell me all about Angelina and Brad’s eternal love, and you can even mention that lady that George Clooney’s been with for a bit, but you can’t make me change my mind.