“It’s over. The franchise is dead. The press killed it. Your magazine fucking killed it. New York Magazine. It’s like all the critics got together and said, ‘This franchise must die.’ Because they all had the exact same review. It’s like they didn’t see the movie. Got any more gum?”
– Chris Noth telling New York Magazine how hurt he was by the Sex and the City 2 reviews.
Ok, Chris, listen. Maybe they didn’t see the movie, maybe that’s true. Or maybe it was just a shitty movie, and everyone could tell. This is kind of like Lindsay Lohan saying “It’s over. The cocaine-fueled, booze-soaked period of my life is over because the police got together and said, ‘This is illegal.’ Got anymore Kombucha?” There always comes a point when you just have to know when to let go. And it’s time, Chris. It’s time to let it go.