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Which Jersey Shore Lady Is Headed For Playboy?

A photo of JWoww and Snooki

It’s JWoww!  Of course it’s JWoww.  The world is not ready for a nude Snooki spread*.  The world may never be ready.

E! chatted up JWoww a couple of days ago and asked her about the situation (the Playboy situation, not Mike Sorrentino’s creepy abs), and here’s what was said:

“Final offer is standing,” JWoww told me just the other day. “Hopefully, it will go through.”

When is she looking to show off her nakedness? She smiled, “Winter.”

In other words, it’s happening, people! JWoww smiled again, “I’d like to say so.”

Still on the table is how much she’ll actually show. “I don’t know yet,” she said. “It hasn’t been talked about yet.”

I, for one, am excited for her.  JWoww just seems like a completely down-to-earth, super fun girl who is not afraid to tell it like it is and who flaunts what she’s got, and good for her.  She kind of reminds me of my best friend, just on a more famous scale (but I bet if we were dancing at the gay bar and some guy started inexplicably yelling nonsense and pulling my hair, JWoww would push him away and threaten to break his fucking nose too).  So you do you, JWoww, and I’ll be sure to keep my eyes peeled come winter.

*Just because Snooki isn’t doing Playboy doesn’t mean I don’t love her, just like getting an email with some hilarious videos with the subject of “Tired of Snooki and need to laugh in a less sad way?” and laughing equally hard at both of those things doesn’t mean I don’t love her.  I will always love Snooki, regardless of her future in porn.

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