There Is Too Much Beautiful in The Tourist
Sep 16, 2010 at 10:55 am by Emily

But really, I don’t know if I can handle it.  The movie itself is certainly not my cup of tea (I don’t tend to care about spies and guns and non-stop action and Angelina Jolie movie plots), but come on.  I am a person who is alive in America, of course I find Johnny Depp and Angelina attractive.  And you know what the best part is?  Paul Bettany’s there too.  I have the purest, most monumental love for Paul Bettany.  Who’s with me?

All right, if you care about plot or whatever, here’s the synopsis from Monsters and Critics:

‘The Tourist’ revolves around Frank (Johnny Depp), an American tourist visiting Italy to mend a broken heart. While on his trip he meets Elise (Angelina Jolie), a mysterious woman who deliberately crosses his path. Frank follows Elise in the quest of love, but finds himself caught up in a whole lot of trouble.

The thing is, all that talk of mystery and danger will just be white noise to me.  Do you see the picture I am painting for you guys?  I am overwhelmed by the visual appeal of this film.  That is all I’m saying with this.

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4 Responses to “There Is Too Much Beautiful in The Tourist”

  1. domino says:
    September 17, 2010 at 7:31 am

    I am the only person who doesn’t find her pretty.

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  2. momster says:
    September 17, 2010 at 10:33 am

    No domino — you are not. I find her lips are have just taken over her face to the point where they are a distraction. She has become, instead of a talking head, a pair of lips with a skinny body attached. Her ‘look’ is too well known for her to be taken seriously as different characters.

    My opinion….

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  3. arugula says:
    September 18, 2010 at 10:42 am

    when did Johnny get so old??? T.T lol. I still want to see this. (:

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  4. Fariq says:
    January 8, 2011 at 9:21 am

    i watched this yesterday,,
    very unexpected, Frank is the real alexander.. haha..

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