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There Is Too Much Beautiful in The Tourist

But really, I don’t know if I can handle it.  The movie itself is certainly not my cup of tea (I don’t tend to care about spies and guns and non-stop action and Angelina Jolie movie plots), but come on.  I am a person who is alive in America, of course I find Johnny Depp and Angelina attractive.  And you know what the best part is?  Paul Bettany’s there too.  I have the purest, most monumental love for Paul Bettany.  Who’s with me?

All right, if you care about plot or whatever, here’s the synopsis from Monsters and Critics:

‘The Tourist’ revolves around Frank (Johnny Depp), an American tourist visiting Italy to mend a broken heart. While on his trip he meets Elise (Angelina Jolie), a mysterious woman who deliberately crosses his path. Frank follows Elise in the quest of love, but finds himself caught up in a whole lot of trouble.

The thing is, all that talk of mystery and danger will just be white noise to me.  Do you see the picture I am painting for you guys?  I am overwhelmed by the visual appeal of this film.  That is all I’m saying with this.

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  • No domino — you are not. I find her lips are have just taken over her face to the point where they are a distraction. She has become, instead of a talking head, a pair of lips with a skinny body attached. Her ‘look’ is too well known for her to be taken seriously as different characters.

    My opinion….