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  • As we of the drug consuming sector refer to it, Miley Cyrus is clearly “rolling balls”. You can tell by her HUGELY dialated pupils, relaxed euphoric expression, and LOLLIPOP which helps curb the jaw clenching sensations. With her money, I doubt she ate ecstacy, which is a sketchy conglomerate of who knows what drugs. No, not for this princess, she is feeling beautiful and feeling the love on high quality MDMA. 10 out of 10 experienced drug users agree! We don’t want your autograph Miley, we just want to know where you get your celebrity caliber drugs!

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