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Young Lass Miley Cyrus Goes Clubbing in Paris

photo of miley cyrus possibly drunk and dancing in the club

Tell me that doesn’t look like someone in the throes of E, and I’ll laugh at you for not knowing the signs. I’m kidding. Not only have I never taken E, I don’t think I’ve ever been around someone on E, but I’ve heard they’re rather … fun.

Anyway, Miley Cyrus is in France filming her latest movie LOL, which features the underage star drinking, smoking, doing drugs, and losing her virginity — and that’s just in the movie. God knows what she’s doing in real life, especially in old Paree. I’ve heard that young girls do strange things when they’re on holiday in Paris, because Paris is, like, the most romantic city on the face of the earth to them dontyouknow.

Regardless. This girl’s definitely on something, I’m sticking to that. Maybe it’s E, maybe it’s “just alcohol,” but either way, she’s fucked way up. Hannah Montana forever, motherfuckers.

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  • What an idiotic thing to say, of course she’s not on E, how can you accuse someone of that when you say you have never taken any or been around someone who has? You obviously don’t know what you’re talking about.
    If she looks like she’s having a good time, that’s because she’s young, good looking, a millionaire, in Paris and enjoying herself. She’s also someone who loves to sing and dance so why wouldn’t she be smiling in a club? If she looked tired or sad you would probably accuse her of being on heroin.
    The writing style on this website is awful, and the content is often worse.

  • I know this is like crazy old….but i love this website so much sometimes. i saw this when it came out and I was like…yup…she wasted…or high…or something. and just cuz its true…im going to throw out the fact that she cant sing at all…its like putting a power drill in my eardrum.